I know, I know: “grotesque”
The evil spirits won. They’re not exactly going to ward off themselves now.
Nah, with modern glass buildings the spirits smack into the windows and break their necks.
Nah, the vampire zombie-makers won.
Fun fact time. They’re basically water drainage pipes, but fancy. They’re named gargoyles because it sounds like they’re gargling when water comes out of them.
I think it’s actually because the root word for gargoyle (and gargle) translates literally to “throat”.
They are essentially a decorative throat.
We need more gargoyles.
The 90s rocked. The 90s had Gargoyles.
The math speaks for itself.
Fat gargoyle, animal gargoyle, trog gargoyle, impossibly buff gargoyle, old gargoyle, neanderthal gargoyle… sexy lady with wings.
In case anybody hasn’t seen it, the relevant Oglaf (NSFW)
the 7 genders
These are the true MAGAs: Make America Gargoyle Again
Gargoylin’ on deez nuts
This is quite accurate
Upvote for “grotesque”
I call this a conspiracy of the thugs for avoiding Batman messing around their plans!
It’s true. In my country, we have like 3 gargoyles and we can barely function. We have one as our moral compass, another as a weather forecaster, and the last one as a spooky Halloween decoration. We’re lucky we know the day of the week as it is.
Unless you’re in the World of Darkness, in which case the gargoyle index is a measure of Tremere tomfoolery
Have you ever tried to decipher one talking in Discworld? Painful hahaha
WE USED TO MAKE stEAL
This is in part due to modern facades being water resistant. It is no longer necessary to project water away from fountains.