your tick tock feed sucks, your sense of humor is trash. No one cares about the bad bitches on your phone and your music is lame as fuck. I don’t care about what you’re trying to show me, i would rather watch a raccoon eat the asshole of another raccoon who got hit by a car. If you’re going to show me anything, please show me that your volume down button works on your phone because honestly, i don’t fucking care what’s on your god damn phone.

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    You should just be like, “Hey, that’s cool let me see that” then bash their phone on the floor

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      That’s honestly pretty brave, people are super attached to their phones. It’s almost like waking a sleepwalker back to reality.

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        23 days ago

        Maybe they need the wake up call lol jk

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          I agree. My phone used to really dominate my time. I’ve managed to claw back some of my life from it. Switching to simpler launcher really helped. Still trying to say off YT constantly though.

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      Honest to God, it’s not the worst idea I ever heard. Dude was showing me some corny ass AI Bigfoot telling dumb ass jokes that like a fifth grader with edge would come up with. It’s moments like this God they make me want to slowly reach for the cocked and loaded weapon by the bedside and pretend that life isn’t worth living anymore lol Seriously, that guy made murder Suicide seem like a valid option.

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        That’s god awful man Jesus