dunno. Cant think of any.
In a surprise announcement the German airline Air Lingus announced they are merging with Connie Kalitta’s freight line Kalitta Air.
The new passenger/ freight line’s new name is:
Connie Lingus
The new airline’s tag line? “We go out of our way to lick the competition.”
Slartibartfast
Arthur Dent!? THE Arthur Dent!?
“Late?”
“Yes, late, as in the late Dentarthurdent.”
Mulva
Hugh Mungus
Hugh Jass.
Not my idea tho. I saw that name on the credits of a video game. Never found out if it was a joke or truly the name of some unfortunate soul.
There was a Hugh Jass Burgers in Lexington Kentucky.
Richard Head
Now find a good nickname for “Richard”
I knew a Richard Odar. Pronounced odor
Fellatia
- Margaret “Peg” M. Harder
- Joy S. Cummings
- Mona Little
Fokje Modder
Which is a perfectly fine Dutch name, but it’s pronounced like ‘Fuck your mother’
Dickinson
- Mike Ox-Long
- Hugh Jass
- Ben Dover
- Mike Hawk
In high school one of my classmates was named Benjamin Dover.
Also had a classmate named Ma Deek.
Dick Turner
Harry Baals, former Mayor of Fort Wayne, Indiana.
Richard Trickle