I’m digging the new single A Shrubbery. That shit slaps.
A path!
A herring!
Seeing Monty Python content in this day and age gives me hope
They will call us boomers.
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians call “boomer” at will to their elders. There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred.
Ok Boomer
You called?
Yes thank you for coming here on such short notice,
please go boom the people that keep calling us boomers
I don’t really like AI, but it’s good for a quick reference or a laugh. I used it here:
The Knights Demand a Shrubbery
Verse 1. You’re lost in the woods, there’s no escape
Surrounded by knights who control your fate
With high-pitched cries and armor strange
They’re here to make bizarre demandsChorus
Will you fetch the shrubbery they seek?
To please the ones who say Ni?
They won’t stop 'til you agree
To bring the plants they needVerse 2
They shout “Ni!” with relentless force
Your quest derailed, diverted course
A leafy green is the price you’ll pay
If you wish to walk awayChorus
Will you fetch the shrubbery they seek?
To please the ones who say Ni?
Or face the woe they bring to bear
If you leave their words unheard?Bridge
Kneel and grovel, beg and plea
The Knights have power over thee
A shrill decree, absurd and loud
From knights who stand so proudChorus
Will you fetch the shrubbery they seek?
To please the ones who say Ni?
Or face the curse, the dreaded spell
The Knights of Ni who rule this dellOutro
In the land of nonsense, the Knights hold sway
No quest can end in any other way
Without the shrubbery they desire
You’ll be stuck in their thorny mireI heard this in my head to the beat of “The hand that feeds,” and it actually works pretty well lol
That’s the song base I used so good job!
Yeah, but I am not so convinced that changing their name to Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing is going to be the right move for the tour or their next album.
Came here to say Ni
NI
Is this what happens when Nine Inch Nails loses their nail budget?
ni
or
neeeeeeee
is the sound my new kitten makes in most circumstances.
Example: When trying to climb a pile of pillows that instead falls over,
“Neeeeeeeeeeee”
Yeah it’s about my penis.
You’re thinking of Nine Inch Males.
Hey baby, I’m nine inches tall…on my feet.
It’s a serious medical condition. I don’t know how I’m alive.
Oops, hard to keep it straight.