“Ugh, why did I even sign on for this evil postdoc position? I could be doing evil research in the private sector right now.”
The IRB rejects your experiment for not being unethical enough.
Holy shit, Janet, the fuck you think minions, underlings, and henchmen are for? What, did you just wake up this morning and decided on a fucking whim that “like, idunno, I’m thinking my mood’s giving… like… (toe twirl) idunno… evilly scientisty! Yeah! Let’s give that shot!”
Fucking get your shit together, Janet. FFS
You know how expensive minions, underlings, and henchmen are?! Why do you think their performance is scrutinized so heavily? MUH is the largest share of the evil budget! You need at least 3 evil breakthroughs before you can expand your MUH budget!
Not everyone starts their evil business with a sizabke evil donation from their evil grandma.
I don’t know why Janet thought that the working conditions would be nice at the evil laboratory. It’s not exactly evil to take good care of your employees now, is it?
Legend has it that Janet activated her Super Saiyan that moment
being evil doesnt mean being luddite. get a computer
He’s left-handed like me
Simply build a Paperwork Organiz-inator
Funny meme, but I don’t like how much popular media popularizes the archetype of the evil scientists so much. Scientists are like the least evil people
That’s why they’re evil/mad scientists, and not regular scientists.
Yes, they get confused with us evil engineers.
