Now all we need is a DHD, a MALP, and a power source, and we’re in business.
And a Sgt Harriman for good measure.
Good, now get me off this planet.
Bury that shit, have you learned nothin? There isn’t even a console, meaning people can can dial in and we can’t dial out.
It’s ok, it’s in Ohio. They can barely read English, let alone Ancient.
Edit: You downvoters don’t understand. I’m in Indiana so I’m allowed to say that. I don’t make the rules, I just obey them.
Ashland is really snooty so they probably can read.
I’d be pissed if I understood what you were saying
As someone also in Indiana, I’m surprised there’s not a line of people just waiting on someone to dial in so they can just sprint through to wherever to get out of Ohio.
…not that Indiana is much better.
Oh Indiana is awful and no one should come here.
But I’m still allowed to shit on Ohio due to my being a Hoosier.
Indiana: At least we’re not Ohio!
Can we just get a pair of signs at the border? “Welcome to Indiana/Ohio! At least we’re not Ohio/Indiana”
And while we’re at it let’s get Defiance Ohio a sign clarifying that they aren’t the punk band of the same name.
I’m debating on which sign would get vandalized first, lol
You want Goa’uld? This is how you get Goa’uld.
Prove to me we already don’t. Have you seen the news!
It’s been active and open for decades, but no one has ever arrived through it.
Cause it leads to just outside Ashland, Ohio off of I-71.The worst stargate.
Ohio, a state so miserable even the Goa’uld aren’t interested.
Ugh don’t you hate it when an active connection blocks the use of the stargate network for everyone.
Truly a 90s moment.
The possum Homeworld
Theres a Tollan Stargate in Perth:
A little irresponsible leaving it unguarded with the iris open.
Does it spin? Because spinning is so much cooler than not spinning.
It’s a neat trick, for sure.
Finally. A reason to go-to Ohio!
I’m fucking leaving this shit hole, deuces!
It may still not be a good enough reason to go to Ohio. Because before you go to another planet, you’ll still have been to Ohio.
Stargate is real
Always has been.
“Moooom, I want a real stargate!”
“We have a stargate at home”:
Great cross post for !sideoftheroad@possumpat.io
Indeed.
Whoever built this is just plain awesome, period.
With God All Things Are Possible, So now they are trying to lure aliens?
papermache would vaporize instantly
