AliceMA to It Gets BetterEnglish · 7 months agoBreakless, Shatterproof Glassesmessage-squaremessage-square25fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareBreakless, Shatterproof GlassesAliceMA to It Gets BetterEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square25fedilink
minus-squaresplinterAlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 months agoHowever, in exchange for a modest $5 million investment we will rebuild the company from scratch and manufacture your glasses. We promise, sign here:
minus-squaresplinterAlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 months agoAlright, but we will have to charge you an early termination fee of $1299.50
minus-squareAliceOPMAlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 months agoOk but it’s gunna cost 675k to set up an appointment with me
minus-squaresplinterAlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 months agoAlright, just pay $499 and we’ll call it even.
minus-squareAliceOPMAlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 months agoSo you only have $499 ? OK ill take that, deal.
minus-squaresplinterAlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 months agoI know, it’s a great deal, my account is 23-5423-555344-99 - wire it at your convenience.
However, in exchange for a modest $5 million investment we will rebuild the company from scratch and manufacture your glasses. We promise, sign here:
No thanks I’m not interested
Alright, but we will have to charge you an early termination fee of $1299.50
Ok but it’s gunna cost 675k to set up an appointment with me
Alright, just pay $499 and we’ll call it even.
So you only have $499 ? OK ill take that, deal.
I know, it’s a great deal, my account is 23-5423-555344-99 - wire it at your convenience.