• splinterA
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    11 months ago

    However, in exchange for a modest $5 million investment we will rebuild the company from scratch and manufacture your glasses. We promise, sign here:


    • AliceOPMA
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      11 months ago

      No thanks I’m not interested

      • splinterA
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        11 months ago

        Alright, but we will have to charge you an early termination fee of $1299.50

        • AliceOPMA
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          11 months ago

          Ok but it’s gunna cost 675k to set up an appointment with me

          • splinterA
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            11 months ago

            Alright, just pay $499 and we’ll call it even.

            • AliceOPMA
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              11 months ago

              So you only have $499 ? OK ill take that, deal.

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                11 months ago

                I know, it’s a great deal, my account is 23-5423-555344-99 - wire it at your convenience.