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minus-squareFundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up64·10 days agoCat people have 40% less risk of heart attack.* Cat people are also overrepresented cohorts of wealthy people and women, two cohorts who have a much lower risk of heart attack than the most at risk cohort of poor men.
minus-squareRBG@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up80·edit-210 days agoSo what you are saying is the more cats I get the richer I will be?
minus-squareObi@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·10 days agoYes that’s exactly how causation and correlation work, go for it!
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·10 days agoYou don’t have to convince me, I was already sold.
minus-squareCrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·9 days agoBut I’ll get cat hair on my programmer socks!
minus-squareBradleyUffner@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-210 days agoBut I still have lots of cats, right?
minus-squaredangling_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·10 days agoScientists have discovered that having more cats reduces the risk of heart attacks and increases wealth with no upper limit* *study sponsored by toxoplasmosis foundation
minus-squareAceticon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·9 days agoCorrelation and Causation are just fancy-pantsy words used by experts to lie to us common folk!
minus-squareFundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·10 days agoNo but cats are correlated with wealth, I’m not implying any sort of causation, unlike the post lol.
minus-squareAllNewTypeFace@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 days agoBecause they’re famously expensive to keep?
Cat people have 40% less risk of heart attack.*
Cat people are also overrepresented cohorts of wealthy people and women, two cohorts who have a much lower risk of heart attack than the most at risk cohort of poor men.
So what you are saying is the more cats I get the richer I will be?
Yes that’s exactly how causation and correlation work, go for it!
And more feminine
You don’t have to convince me, I was already sold.
But I’ll get cat hair on my programmer socks!
But I still have lots of cats, right?
Scientists have discovered that having more cats reduces the risk of heart attacks and increases wealth with no upper limit*
*study sponsored by toxoplasmosis foundation
Correlation and Causation are just fancy-pantsy words used by experts to lie to us common folk!
No but cats are correlated with wealth, I’m not implying any sort of causation, unlike the post lol.
Because they’re famously expensive to keep?
Gotta sell them all