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You can’t tell me what to — oh, a pretty cat!
If toxoplasmosis reduces my heart attack risk and stress with no discernable side effects sign me up!
Cat people have 40% less risk of heart attack.*
Cat people are also overrepresented cohorts of wealthy people and women, two cohorts who have a much lower risk of heart attack than the most at risk cohort of poor men.
So what you are saying is the more cats I get the richer I will be?
Yes that’s exactly how causation and correlation work, go for it!
And more feminine
You don’t have to convince me, I was already sold.
But I’ll get cat hair on my programmer socks!
But I still have lots of cats, right?
Scientists have discovered that having more cats reduces the risk of heart attacks and increases wealth with no upper limit*
*study sponsored by toxoplasmosis foundation
Correlation and Causation are just fancy-pantsy words used by experts to lie to us common folk!
No but cats are correlated with wealth, I’m not implying any sort of causation, unlike the post lol.
Because they’re famously expensive to keep?
Gotta sell them all
I have 2 cats.
One of them seems to sense when I’m upset or unwell, and will come to hug me, wrap herself around my neck and purr in my ear.
Then the other one will sneak up on us from behind, jump on her back, and start a cat fight on top of my head.
I love them both, but sometimes I wonder whether getting a second cat was the right decision.Some cats are grade A dingdongs!
Still love them all.
Petting a cat calms down & relieves stress.
There’s a 50/50 chance that a cat will try to claw your eyes out if you rub their belly, but yes.
Your stress will reduce to 0 if you die, so
My cat learned I can’t see when I have the VR headset on and knocked a lamp over onto my head.
Wholesome. Except the 4th-panel propaganda. That poor woman is dead after that…
Depends on the cats personality, some will tolerate, others will kill.
Look at the cat’s eyes! She is about to die. That’s why no 5th panel
Yup
My neighbours cat sleeps on my couch when the door is open and he always wants me to scratch his belly.
Nice, that’s basically free healthcare.
Yeah, it’s pretty great. All I have to do is feed their cats when they’re away.
Guinea pigs are kittens that never become cats
