• waz@lemmy.world
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    Just wear loud clothing so everyone can always tell when you’re moving. Something like corduroy pants, a windbreaker or a cowbell.

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    Unfunny actual - BEHIND

    Office setting you get to be your emergency vehicle of choice. Personally fond of “ERRRRRRRRRRRRRR”

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    HOOOOOT SOUP SOUP SOUP HOT HOT HOT SOUP HOT SOUP OH GOD IT BURNS HOT SOUP PLEASE MOVE HOT SOUP IT’S SOUP AND IT’S HOT I CHECKED HOT SOUP thank you

    One time i yelled “I am holding a spider” and nobody ignored me.

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    An old math/science teacher I know always says: „Vorsicht, heiß und fettig! Ungelernter Kellner!“

    Which is german for:

    Careful, hot and greasy! Untrained waiter!

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    Just give quiet sexual moans with each person you pass.

    Mmm… Oooh. Oh yeah that’s real nice.

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    Having worked in a kitchen, “knife behind” if you have a knife or just really want to make sure nobody moves, “behind” if you are more okay accidentally bumping booty.

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    “Coming through!” “Make a hole!” “Hot! Burn risk is moving!” “Do not move! I’m passing behind you!” “Sharp! Broken glass/knife/whatever is moving!”

    I’m sure there are others along similar lines. These are the ones I remember from another life working in food service.

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    In German they have “Wahrschau” which coincidentally also sounds like the name of the capital in Poland, however it comes from shipping industry and to my knowledge is a shorter version of “Wahr nehmen und schauen” which roughly translates to “hey, look at me”. I might be wrong, but that’s what I’ve heard.

    Edit: typo 😅 Edit 2: some more of my incompetence

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      which confidently also is the name of the capital in Poland

      Contrary to Krakow, which was never very confident and is therefore no longer the capital of Poland.

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      I never heard that. When you say “shipping industry”, maybe it’s a northern thing?

      Also: it’s “wahrnehmen”. You take it as real, not as it was.

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        Sorry about the typo. My German is a rusty 😅 As to whether it’s a shipping or a northern thing, could be both. I used to study maritime navigation in northern Germany and this was a very common saying in between the maritime crowd. Did hear it out side of it though. But I might be mistaken.