I’d go a step farther and say it’s time to come up with an entirely new type of monster.
I don’t mean “villain” like a Candyman, or a Jeeper’s Creepers, or a Terrifier, or something like that. People make up new ones of those all the time.
I mean an entire new class of monster. Vampires, Werewolves, Zombies, etc… Where are the classes of monsters that represent our modern sensibilities?
Oh I know precisely what that entails and I’m of the opinion that it’s well past time.
That’s the easy part. Remove corporate money from politics and severely punish any hint of corruption before it spreads.
It needs to be made very very clear that these assholes represent their constituents, not big business. Any district has the absolute authority to recall their representative at any point; no argument, no appeal. If they fight the recall, it’s treason and is punished as such.
The system isn’t without redemption. We’re only here because they forgot that they work for US. And we lost the wherewithal to make them remember that. Three…maybe four heads roll (literally), and they’ll remember how politics is supposed to work for the people.
For example: The moment Ted Cruz ran to Mexico and left his state in freezing temperatures, his own constituents should have dragged him from his mansion by his toenails and strung him up. If they did, you think the next person would try that shit? If we let them get away with it, they’ll keep doing it. Nip it in the bud right from the start. Get out of line and we’ve got no problem fucking your shit up.
Politicians need to be very afraid of their constituents.
Health tip for everyone:
Drink more water.
No. Not because it’s good for you. But because in the next few years, there’s going to be an awful lot of graves coming up to be pissing on.
Has there ever been a point in history where the entire white house needed to be hosed down in Purell after a White Trash president finally dies?
The entire system needs to be burned to the ground and built from scratch.
Sadly, MacGuyver’s retired.
Great. Can we purge him from reality next?
For the most part, Jason Momoa
Sue them. Not for money, but for the release of the unredacted Epstein files.
Richard is going to be too clever for his own good. I predict he’ll overthink too many tasks.
Embezzlement is a bit sketch
Embezzlement from billion dollar corporations is a moral duty whenever the opportunity presents itself, so long as that embezzled money gets redistributed appropriately, Robin-Hood style.
Mickey 17 was an overly inflated version of “Moon” with Sam Rockwell.
This one time, I tried telling some mob guy that he was funny.
He did not take it well.
But turns out he was just fuckin’ with me.
My father used to make a very excellent Cherry Liqueur from the tree in his yard.
Kegsbreath’s hair gel was left open again?
I love that episode. That and the “challenging wank” episode.
Edited to add: How can I possibly have forgotten to add Joe Wilkinson’s poem about naming willies… Unforgivable of me.
“It’s like I tell my ex-wife. Honey…I never drive faster than I can see. And besides that, it’s all in the reflexes.”
Call me a pessimist, but at this point we’re not getting out of this without a fair amount of death anyway one way or the other.