And if you look really close on the right hand side, you can just make out the disturbed ground surrounding the entrance to the underground Chinese base.
Hemingways_Shotgun
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Because their penises don’t work anymore and no one ever actually loved them enough to want to touch it without being paid up-front in the first place.
Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.cato
World News@lemmy.world•Trump warns a 'whole civilization will die tonight' if a deal with Iran isn't reachedEnglish
103·7 hours agoTrump is an idiot. The rest of his people vary from incompetent to simply evil.
I’d bet my life that the nuclear briefcase that Trump masturbates to every night is a fake. Someone in his circle has long since clipped the red wire to prevent him doing just that during a midnight Truth Social post.
Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.cato
World News@lemmy.world•European allies are losing hope of keeping America in NATOEnglish
161·1 day agoDon’t let the doorknob hit their ass on the way out.
Worst case scenario is Russia tries to take advantage of the situation and gets curb stomped by a NATO that is roughly 30% weaker but still more than powerful enough to handle the paper tiger that Russia has proven itself to be.
Trump is dead within a year, guaranteed. The GOP will fall to infighting after the cult of personality ends, and when the next president wants to clean up his mess and rejoin NATO, they can be allowed back in without the bullshit VETO that they for some reason have. They can return as an equal, not as a boss.
Linux is the parent that let’s their child put a fork into the electrical socket and then says “Have you learned anything?”
Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.cato
Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•The contents of a jar of NutellaEnglish
302·2 days agoIs this a surprise to anyone? No one is buying Nutella for the health benefits…
Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.cato
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Why do some people with college degrees and an education, still act so fucking stupid?English
5·2 days agoTo put it simply, there is a difference between “intelligent” and “smart”.
Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.cato
World News@lemmy.world•Rocket lifts off with four Artemis II astronauts on a mission to the moon and backEnglish
2·5 days agoIts the entire reason they did a full orbit before firing the lunar injection burn, so that if something was wrong they could jettison the service module and perform a deorbit burn for an early splashdown in the pacific.
Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.cato
World News@lemmy.world•Rocket lifts off with four Artemis II astronauts on a mission to the moon and backEnglish
10·5 days agoPlease don’t let it be cancelled and returned early because of a toilet That would just be too much. This is the first thing that has made me legitimately excited since having to unexpectedly say goodbye to my soul-dog last month. I need this, dammit.
Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.cato
Star Trek @lemmy.world•THE STAR TREK FRANCHISE REWATCH PARTY #21 "The Alternative Factor"English
1·7 days agoAgreed. I rewatched it recently and I enjoyed it a little bit more than I did before. But it’s still pretty bland.
Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.cato
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Can someone explain the Birds and the Bees to me? I get its related to sex somehow but was never told the story or where it got started or how come a bird and insect?English
4·7 days agoYou see, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much…
Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.cato
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•When is the last time you had actual conversations with friends?English
6·7 days agoLast Wednesday. We regularly go out to a local pub for trivia night and converse face to face there.
Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.cato
politics @lemmy.world•The delusion of easy victory from the air may have seduced the US into another warEnglish
3·11 days agoNobody seduced these chucklefucks into anything.
On behalf of Israel, Epstein and Maxwell honey-potted Trump and a bunch of other republicans, filmed them all kiddie-fucking so that Israel could say “Hey…you do what we say now, or else”.
It wasn’t a seduction. It was an order.
Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.cato
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Sharks in the Bahamas Are Full of Cocaine, Caffeine, and PainkillersEnglish
51·12 days agoThe researchers aren’t sure what the long-term effects of exposure might be
I have a vague idea…

Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.cato
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Sharks in the Bahamas Are Full of Cocaine, Caffeine, and PainkillersEnglish
4·12 days agoSharks in the Bahamas Are Full of Cocaine, Caffeine, and Painkillers
Sounds like the beginning of a pretty good night out.
Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.cato
News@lemmy.world•Teenage-Looking ICE Agents Spotted at LaGuardia Airport, Recruitment Practices Under ScrutinyEnglish
29·13 days agoThey look like they missed their chance at carrying out a school shooting and now they’re hoping to make up for lost time.
Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.cato
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•If someone opened a store and just sold stuff at cost, which undercuts every other competitors by alot. Would this not for the big corps to come way down on their prices?English
51·13 days agoYep. And boot-lickers of that kind of business ethics will always say “Well that’s capitalism, baby!”
But it’s really not. Capitalism as an economic theory IS those small businesses that are being driven under. It’s human beings making a living from their own labour." Even if that human being is the person in charge and doesn’t set foot on the sales floor (for example), it’s still a human being at the helm.
My goto example for some reason is always furniture, I don’t know why. But someone making bespoke wooden furniture out of his garage because he enjoys it and other people want to purchase it. That’s capitalism.
If that same guy’s product gets so big that he starts a company, get’s a factory, and now has employees making the furniture for him, it’s still capitalism because he built that company with his own sweat and he deserves to reap the benefits of such.
What’s missing from what the bootlckers call capitalism is the human element.
When the human equation is taken away and everything is at the whim of a stock price, it’s not capitalism anymore, it’s called a Corporatocracy. Humans themselves become just another metric on a spreadsheet called “labour”. Something to be accounted for, controlled and minimized for the sake of the share price. Those shares aren’t owned by humans either (for the most part), they’re owned by other corporations and hedge-funds. Humans are so far removed from modern corporatocracy that there’s no room for (or even understanding of) empathy.
Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.cato
Comic Strips@lemmy.world•Types of Podcasts, a guideEnglish
3·13 days agoHistory podcasts are my catnip at the moment
Mine as well. Regular history for sure (I was an archaeology major after all), but also history mixed with category one, murders. I love a good historical unsolved mystery.
Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.cato
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How many cases from the TV series Unsolved Mysteries remain unsolved in 2026?English
2·13 days agoThere’s a youtube channel called Criminal Core that posts about cases that are solved after ‘x’ number of years and it’s always because of DNA.
Sadly it’s AI narrated, which sucks. I’d much prefer a human. But the stories are interesting in an “Unsolved Mysteries” kind of way.










Everyone with a functioning brain-cell knows that Trump is going to throw kegsbreath under the bus to save himself, and I for one can’t wait to see his smug slick backed face hung for war crimes.