Fun fact: The L and the R don’t actually mean “Large” and “regular”. they stand for “Lotta Blood” and “REALLY lotta blood”. So it’s reversed. Gotta be careful about that.
Hemingways_Shotgun
- 26 Posts
- 1.4K Comments
Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.cato
politics @lemmy.world•Zohran Mamdani: ‘If You Aren’t Willing to Fight, You Will Never Win’English
13·4 days agoCountdown to the DOJ declaring his words a “legitimate islamic terrorist threat” in 3 – 2 – 1–
Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.cato
politics @lemmy.world•Trump’s DOJ could be held in contempt over unredacted Epstein files, judge saysEnglish
6·4 days agoSure. They could face a lot of repercussions for a lot of different bullshit.
But will they? No, of course not. Don’t be silly.
“I had to wait until he moved on you to zero him.”
Okay, hold up. I forgot that line. And I know that this is not the point of the post. But What the Actual Fuck, Reese. You’re telling me that Arnold Shwartzenegar moving like a robot is “hard to spot”.
You couldn’t make an educated guess and say, “hey…that big motherfucker dressed in all leather with no expression on his face seems to be always around when I’m keeping an eye on this Conner chick.”
TITL (Today I Tangentially Learned) - Kyle Reese was absolutely dog shit at his ONE JOB.
Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.cato
Technology@lemmy.world•AI agents aren’t legally responsible for any harm that they cause, experts say. So who is?English
181·5 days agoNo one. It’s a giant “plausible deniability” cluster-fuck.
It’s ‘blaming the dog for farting’ writ large and in the service of billionaires.
Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.cato
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•We should popularize using the guillotine as a symbol of the common man.English
813·7 days agoWe should popularize using the guillotine
as a symbol of the common manFixed that for you.
Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.cato
World News@lemmy.world•Former Syrian President Assad sentenced to death in absentia for war crimesEnglish
5·7 days agoWell I guess it’s true what they say. You really can’t go home again.
Nothing broke. It’s working exactly as intended.
There have always been two distinct economies.
-
There is their economy (meaning the billionaires economy of venture capital, real estate investment firms, speculative markets, etc…) It’s a market that exists on paper only. Theoretical billionaires with assets instead of bank accounts, capital instead of paycheques. Money isn’t a real concept in that economy, it’s simply a measure of profit and loss. It’s just a score keeping device and something used to leverage power.
-
Then there is our economy. (meaning the rest of us, who get a paycheque, spend that paycheque, etc…) Maybe we’d be able to put something aside for retirement or college for the kids. . Money itself has a real, tangible impact in our lives. It’s not theoretical.
Maybe we have enough to play in the paddling pool of the speculation market, telling ourselves that “we’re shareholders!” like our 10 shares means squat against the 10,000 shares owned by the investment firms and LLCs run by the billionaires. Employers like to do things like offering you stock options, selling it as “you’ll be an owner and have a say in the company”. Yeah…no…you’ll have a piece of paper and a sense of self-importance because you “dabble in stocks”.
The idea being that if we invest hard enough, and risk enough, we’ll make enough to jump us from one economy into the other. But we won’t. That’s the lie they tell to keep us mollified.
Because the truth is that their economy, only works at the expense of our economy. Profit in their economy, only comes from loss in ours. A corporation can’t make more profit without taking it from somewhere. And that somewhere invariably is us; our health benefits, our cost of living, the quality of the products that we use, our lack of raises, etc…
-
Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.cato
World News@lemmy.world•'Has Trump’s Invasion of Greenland Already Begun?': Experts Fearful as MAGA-Linked Oil Company Prepares Unauthorized DrillingEnglish
9·8 days agoSo you’re telling me that Illegal immigrants from America are crossing the border to work in Greenland without the proper visas?
How interesting.
Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.cato
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's your favorite shaving tool, if any? I'll go first...English
2·8 days agoI moved to a safety razor a few years back and love it. Took some getting used to when using it on my head shave, but once you get the hang of keeping it at that 30 degree angle, it takes no pressure at all and I (almost never) nick myself.
Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.cato
Fuck AI@lemmy.world•Mark Zuckerberg Posts Deranged 6,500-Word Essay About Giving Everyone AI SuperintelligenceEnglish
371·8 days agoZuck and the rest of the 5-meow-meow-bean possee is just hoping to distract us long enough with bullshit to get their private compounds ready before all of us 1-meow-meow-beans drag them from their homes and hang them upside down in city squares.
Spot on. Very well said.
Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.catoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•They don't even understand their jobEnglish
2·10 days agoAnd that’s precisely the over-arching problem in the modern world.
Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.cato
News@lemmy.world•ICE will not reveal body-camera footage unless in agency’s ‘best interests’English
7·11 days agoCivic duty, not just for Americans, but for everyone is that if they see an interaction happening with any sort of law enforcement, stop…turn on your phone’s video camera, and record it. The more citizens record every…single…interaction with authority, the harder it is for them to keep the story hidden.
Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.catoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•They don't even understand their jobEnglish
6·11 days agoI get zero fulfillment from manually solving merge conflicts, setting up someone’s fragile idea of a config, or other tedious stuff like that
For sure. And it’s tedious crap like that where A.I can have a limited scope of usefullness. I WANT A.I. to handle all the boring shit so that I can get on with doing the creative side of programming. But CEO’s want it exactly the other way around. Rather than A.I. being your assistant, you become its assistant, it’s proof reader.
I will happily plug a snippet of code into an AI if it’s not working and I need a second set of eyes on it to see where I missed a goddamned colon. But that’s as far as it ever should go. I don’t want it writing code for me, but it can make a pretty good proof-reader so that I can solve an issue and get on with writing faster.
Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.catoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•They don't even understand their jobEnglish
2·11 days agoI don’t think this is morally right but this is the wider problem of which overreliance on AI is merely one expression I think
Oh absolutely. Corporations shoving AI down our throats is a symptom of a much wider problem for sure. It’s just the latest tool in the age old mantra that states that “In order to increase profit, you can either make more or spend less.”
Somewhere in around the 80’s, corporations realized that labour was their largest expense, and from that point on, employees became just another line item on a spreadsheet. Something to be managed and minimized as much as possible. They try to squeeze that labour metric down as much as possible to achieve more profit without having to increase revenue at the same time, thereby making the stock price rise.
Humans stopped being an equation in business a long long time ago.
Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.catoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•They don't even understand their jobEnglish
6·11 days ago100% I believe the exact same thing. If a person commisions a painting, but the painter is a computer, it doesn’t transfer the title of “artist” onto the person who commisioned the painting.
They want credit for their “creative work” when really all they are is a middle manager with no actual employees.
How long do those middle-management chucklefucks think it’ll be before CEO’s realize that they can just ask the computer themselves?
Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.catoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•They don't even understand their jobEnglish
11·11 days agoThan it’s the deadlines that need to change. I’ll happily die on that hill.
Quality over Quantity will always win the race in the long run. Ever tightening deadlines is responsible for the enshittification of everything.
Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.cato
Technology@lemmy.world•Why Normal People Aren’t Using AI AgentsEnglish
404·11 days agoMy favourite thing to do is to order a bowl of spaghetti in a restaurant, and then loudly take credit for making it because I instructed the chef to add more garlic. After all, the Chef is just a tool that I used to make that spaghetti.









Personally I’ll never go Vegan simply out of spite because no matter what is being discussed there’s ALWAYS some asshole inserting veganism into the topic.
Veganism might be great for the environment, but as long as you(they) continue to act worse than especially obnoxious Jehovah’s Witnesses, veganism can go fuck itself.
If I devoured one cow every time some vegan asshole spoke up in a thread that was on a completely different topic, cows would be extinct.