Iran admitted to being confused when they realized that it was just a scrap of paper with “Do you like me?” yes/no written on it.

Conservatives will believe anything as long as it’s followed by the hastags #MAGA #PATRIOT #WOKE and #TDS in any order.

In a decade of truly insane rants, this was probably his most insane.

“I am thinking about bringing the Number One Attraction anywhere in the World, the man who gets much larger audiences than Elvis in his prime, and he does so without a guitar, the man who loves our Country more than anyone else, and the man who some say is the Greatest President in History (THE GOAT!), DONALD J. TRUMP, to take the place of these highly paid, Third Rate ‘Artists’.”

What in the absolute fuck is there left to say at this point?

That “intelligent” and “smart” mean the same thing.

Suddenly one of his cronies leans in close and whispers,

“Mr. Thiel, that might be a little too on the nose. Just sayin’”

There’s no doubt in my mind that if Trump wasn’t rich, he’d be in a Trailer Park.

He’s cosplaying what he thinks rich people are like, but deep down inside he’s just as white trash as any other southern redneck. Tacky gold plating, bossing people around, UFC, Firetrucks, trying to intimidate people he thinks are less than him, etc…

You will never convince me otherwise that, if he hadn’t been born into wealth, he’d basically be Ken McElroy, complete with the same end…

Why are there so many people in this thread simping for the United States?

That’s a young man’s game. I did it back in my day. In fact it was introduction to Paradox Games with Crusader Kings 2. Eventually you get tired of all the futzing around making shit work properly and just decide to wait for a good sale.

Nope. Not money bags. I purposefully chose a used computer that was good enough to be better than my old desktop, but still running DDR4 so I could have a chance at finding some inexpensive RAM. Powerful enough for what I need it for, but not the newest or shiniest.

On my list but maaaan, triple A games are so bloody expensive now!

I’m so bad at Chess that even the Dr. Wolf Chess tutor app eventually gave up, patted me on the head, and used very small words to recommend I download a checkers app instead…

Any company that goes public and takes on Shareholders is immediately evil.

Once shareholders are involved, nothing else matters.

• Giving your employees a raise will make the shareprice rise slightly less than it would have? Fuck you…no raises.
• Providing Healthcare means a lower profit margin which will hurt the share price? Fuck you…die in a ditch.
• Paying a living wage means having to take something from the CEO’s bonus that year? Fuck you…that’s what food banks are for.

The moment shareholders enter the picture, by LAW, they become the only entity that matters. Corporations are legally required to increase shareholder profitability by any means necessary.

Welcome to Capitalism.

Played it and loved it. Didn’t find that it had a lot of replayability after the first two or three times through trying different things just to see what happened.

Ace Combat 7 is on my XBox wishlist. I’ll pick it up some day.

• EU4 = Europa Universalis 4
• HOI4 = Hearts of Iron 4
• KSP = Kerbal Space Program

I refuse to do the subscription. I play what I’ve got, and if there’s a massive sale, maybe I’ll pick up one or two down the road. But paradox subscriptions just feel icky to me for some reason. I’m old, I even still buy albums instead of streaming.

Bought on my XBox.

I always forget that Stellaris is sitting in my steam library as well. It’s like the forgotten stepchild of Paradox. It’s also the one that I have the least amount of DLC for since (even though I’m a sci-fi nerd), I’m a history nerd even moreso.

Old PC crapped the bed literally days after defeating the final Chosen on my way to the third act of the game. Hope my cloud save survived.

Hadn’t heard of it. Looked it up. MMO’s just aren’t my bag. Looks great for people who are into that though.

I’m not american (thankfully). But if I were, and I had a terminal illness, I’d suicide bomb a health insurance headquarters on my way out. Because fuck it…I’m dead anyway.