So you’re the person who talks about a no hitter in the bottom of the 7th, not cool dude.

GNU Sir Terry

The Hitchhiker’s Guide, you likely won’t be able to finish each of the 5 books in the trilogy in a day but it’s something you can read a hundred times and find a new witty joke somewhere, much like all the Discworld novels.

The Expanse is another that you could burn through a book a day but wow it’s a hell of a story and worth taking your time on each character’s perspective, Outlander is also a good one for the same reasons but those are 1k pagers

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Company moves into a new building, threw a big Christmas party with booze. Most of the management fucked someone not their wife/husband, lots of condoms as well as heroin needles and smudges of coke left in the bathrooms. Drugs and booze all over the damn place.

We got cards and little bits of candy after that, never another Xmas party

The whole episode is gold but Kevin and Jake as weird perverts never fails to crack me up.

You know the writing is brilliant when Kevin is the ‘straight’ man to Holt and his wild emotional swings

Are you really playing the gay card right now?

https://xkcd.com/936/

It’s 3 languages stacked up in a trench coat. The annoying thing about Gaeilge, it uses all the same letters but everything is pronounced differently

The language has its issues, but the Cyrillic alphabet is great. Being able to sound out any word phonetically makes it easy to pronounce anything

Oh yeah. Stormfront is not subtly named.

I know and it’s a bummer. It’s basically the same size as the 4, aside from the antenna stuff was my favorite form factor. Guess I’m in the minority who doesn’t need a change for something that works

Ironically, if they made another smaller phone like the mini, I’d be more inclined to upgrade.

I’ve had the 13 mini for a couple years for the same reason, I’d like a newer one with upgraded chips/battery but it looks like I’ll just keep this one till it dies. It’s basically the same size as the 4 and aside from the antenna thing that was the best fo factor IMO

Getting a 99 just means you’re smart enough to get fucked by the green weenie in any of the available jobs. It’s also the first step everyone does, if you’re going for something like nuke school they give you harder tests. OP is pretty amusing with this though.

It’s massive like all full size trucks now, otherwise just a matter of opinion on the style. I think the ford lightning looks a lot better but they’re both useful as backup power cells for a house and have pretty good range.

I vote for the shards of that giant Reese’s mug

If you’re over 6’ the “how tall are you” is either the first or second question on every date along with “what do you do for work”

It’s kinda sad how predictable we can be as animals

Some have medical degrees and will actively ignore anything that doesn’t fit with the Jeebus.

Religion and capitalism will be the legacy humans leave behind and it’s a shit one

The surrender at Appomattox, so I could tell the Union generals to keep burning until every plantation and its owners were ash