I’m listening to the Bobiverse again because the fifth book came out recently. The universe, pun intended, was really interesting and the entire idea of digital people is fun to think about while doing chores.

• What color was the ball? Blue
• What gender was the person that pushed the ball? Male
• What did they look like? Skinny, pants, dress shirt
• What size is the ball? Like a marble, or a baseball, or a basketball, or something else? Blue, smooth, baseball sized
• What about the table, what shape was it? What is it made of? Around 2ft square, wooden, light color, four square legs

All of this was built in my head with each part of the prompt. Pretty sure I don’t have aphantasia.

If you just left the door OPEN I could come and go at I please. Mice would also wander in on their own, which you need since you’re such a bad hunter! You always drop them outside! You should kill them before taking them outside so that you can eat them instead of allowing them to escape!

“D’at’s hawt.”

It’s also very good at absorbing things directly into our blood streams. I think sucking on venom is a good way to poison yourself.

I just imagine some grizzled programmer somewhere, smoking one final cigarette before loading a shotgun and turning to walk away from camera. “I can never escape backslashes.”

I can’t do silence, my thoughts are too loud. Rain sounds work well for me.

Oh, that’s so much better than I thought it was going to be. I was expecting you hadn’t changed the sheets in 4 years and had just been living in filth for YEARS.

Or you like to fuck with people.

Paprika? Pahp-reh-cah.

I’m not sure which idea is funnier to me:

• A woman president constantly saying “nyan”, “meow”, or just purring resulting in record approval ratings.
• A fully serious president who happens to be wearing cat ears and every time someone brings it up they use it as a transition. “You want to talk trash about me? How about we talk about the trash filling or oceans!”

Working on me right now. It’s hard to see value in myself, so it’s impossible to understand why someone else would either. When I’ve learned to love myself, I’m sure it will be easier to see why someone else would too.

Al is fucking magical.

Safe and Sound by Capitol Cities. The unofficial sound track for every car commercial.

Smaller, more tattered cloak

“That’s not a year, that’s his kill count.”

So, because there would be no minors present, libraries could reasonably start stocking pornography and serving liquor? I’m not saying I want that, kids should be allowed to learn, but it would be a very, very interesting establishment.

Just to add to your comment, the sell a smaller set for a few dollars less and also a “precision” screwdriver set that has some similar bits not but the full set. Both are very handy to keep around for this exact thing.

That’s pretty metal.

One of the best officers I knew quit after being called to a protest over the killing of a black man. He had to stand in front of people who he may have agreed with and take physical and verbal abuse. The last thing he told me was “In insurance they don’t throw bottles at your head for doing your job.”

I still know a lot of good people in law enforcement, but things like that sure do make it difficult to encourage good people to stick around.

Alright, lot of people saying zero here, and I agree, but there is a fancy mac and cheese place that serves barbeque pork mac and cheese that is incredible. Barbeque sauce goes very well with mac and cheese even without the pork.