Give them a special achievement sticker on their license.

Ok, tin foil hats for this one, our universe isn’t exactly infinite in the way people traditionally think like numbers. The edges of the universe bend and form a large shape, say a sphere for simplicity. That cover speeds through and circles back eventually, but do to it’s speed and travelling along the edges of everything and relativity, when it returns it’s not at the same point or even at the same speed. It arrives before it initially left, quite a bit before it left… So much so that it kills off the dinosaurs.

OP’s mom? Classic choice

Should, but musk is trying to help Alex Jones in a weird way and be a nuisance to the onion. I hope it blows up in his face

Of course he doesn’t, he just follows the talking points. Gotta have those unwanted babies to grow up and fill those unwanted jobs what with the mass deportation and all. It was never about caring for children or they would support programs that actually help children, like education, TANF, food stamps, free school lunches, Medicare, all the things that help these children survive. They don’t even bother questioning why their politicians get hung up on abortion but neglect the other things. /rant

Dang, all those poor people having eat anything he cooks.