Found the titanium personality

Clean your bathroom AND your brain! Get those pesky folds out of there!

I had a friend try to use AI to mimic my voice and make me say some goofy stuff and it sounded nothing like me, so I think I’ve lucked out on that front

It has been a while though, and it’s possible the technology has progressed to be able to clone my uncloneable voice

!I was tempted to say chat member but I hate advertising or talking about that at all, so enjoy this spoiler explaining something that didn’t need explaining!<

I had this happen all the time, although I’m using a beta version of Android (pixel 7 pro)

Seeing this post made me realize that I haven’t seen this happen in a while, even though I’m still using the beta, maybe they fixed it? Good luck trying to report it as a bug by the way, I reported a notification shade rendering bug and they labeled it as a duplicate of a completely unrelated lock screen bug!

Yeah right, I know exactly what you’re trying to do Paperclip boy! I’m NEVER telling you where I hid my Paperclip! Just give it up already!

I visited that site and rejected the cookies

I am now untraceable on the Internet

“wellthatsucks” seems like a slight understatement, maybe “ihavenowordstoexpresshowfuckedthisis”