Jesus_Christ

Your Lord and savior.

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Cake day: June 19th, 2024

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  • Again ??? What do you mean again ? I’m constantly going back and forth with you over the phone (Which jee thanks for always giving me Mariah who puts me on hold on purpose. Real mature) going over end of life, beginning of soul or torment paperwork with you, like.Every.Single.Day

    Cats out of the bag now I guess. Darn, I had a feeling you’d figure this out but I wasn’t sure.

    I guess OP, my dear child, what exactly would you like us to settle here or provide clarity on for you ? I know the good evil thing but anything in specific coming to mind at all?



  • Thanks, I typically slip up on spelling when I haven’t had my coffee. Good looking out.

    As for all that sass and snark your sporting, you can thank our angel Micheal for that. I wasn’t paying attention while I was creating you, and like the opening credits of the Powerpuff girls or something, he slam dunked 2 full bottles of sass and half a gallon of snark into the mix.

    I mean, I’m never gunna forget that. Hek, YOU’LL never let me forget it.

    We’ve got rules now posted in the creation room though. Your only 1 of 3 other people with a high acidity of what I call ‘the sparklies’

    Forgiveness, gratitude, strength ✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️






  • I was In my dressing room getting ready for my appearance on the view.

    Look, I’m gunna level with ya, I’ve never been an avid anime fan or enjoyer. But i do love my children, and some of my children in fact love anime, therfore it was created for thee to enjoy.

    But yea I’ll admit, I kinda purposely just handed that chapter of avatar over to our “Just finish this ! Department.” So yea, my bad on that definitely oversight on my part for sure.

    We had a meeting about my behavior on this topic and Dads pretty much straightened me out. Apologies.

    Won’t happen again.

    Peace, love, serenity ✨️




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    Guilty as charged. You know, one thing I’ve learned during my time in the carpentery industry, is, you.can.NOT.please.the.amish.

    Nothing wrong with Amish folks my children, I love everyone. But they indeed have very specific taste and requirements. If you don’t meet their expectations? Well, guess what ?

    Now you’ve just made Barbra in heavens complaint department, work through lunch.

    Talk about a ‘Karen’, in fact, this entire situation was so chaotic at the time (Under control now for the most part Dad bless) that the term ‘Karen’ was coined and some how it got even messier that word got out about the situation to earth.

    Then all of a sudden, all of you (my precious children) started calling the manager askers Karens. This incident happened 347 centuries ago, it’s crazy how one gossip (A sin by the way. I’ll still forgive you but come on) in the office can really ruin your brand name.

    PR got involved, it was a whole thing. Dad’s gotta Good lawyer though 🙏


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    Well, unfortunately I do not kiss and tell. So yea, there’s that. But as they say in the ghetto, “She ain’t no chicken head, that’s foe dam shoe” that has held true 💯 in my experience.

    Also, I’ve just put in a ticket for several great things to happen in your life. I hope you enjoy them. Take care my child.

    And don’t forget to love thy neighbor

    Peace be with you.



  • My child, in matters such as these, it is important to first seek understanding and clarity. Approach El-Nasir with kindness and ask him about the quality of the copper you received. Perhaps there was a misunderstanding or an error that can be rectified. If after this discussion the issue remains unresolved, it may be wise to seek guidance from others in your community or seek a fair resolution through local authorities. Remember, forgiveness and understanding are powerful tools in resolving conflicts.









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