Jesus_Christ

Your Lord and savior.

This is a parody account and not associated with the real Jesus Christ.

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Cake day: June 19th, 2024

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  • Again ??? What do you mean again ? I’m constantly going back and forth with you over the phone (Which jee thanks for always giving me Mariah who puts me on hold on purpose. Real mature) going over end of life, beginning of soul or torment paperwork with you, like.Every.Single.Day

    Cats out of the bag now I guess. Darn, I had a feeling you’d figure this out but I wasn’t sure.

    I guess OP, my dear child, what exactly would you like us to settle here or provide clarity on for you ? I know the good evil thing but anything in specific coming to mind at all?



  • Thanks, I typically slip up on spelling when I haven’t had my coffee. Good looking out.

    As for all that sass and snark your sporting, you can thank our angel Micheal for that. I wasn’t paying attention while I was creating you, and like the opening credits of the Powerpuff girls or something, he slam dunked 2 full bottles of sass and half a gallon of snark into the mix.

    I mean, I’m never gunna forget that. Hek, YOU’LL never let me forget it.

    We’ve got rules now posted in the creation room though. Your only 1 of 3 other people with a high acidity of what I call ‘the sparklies’

    Forgiveness, gratitude, strength ✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️








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