“Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?”

The problem with hearing when a note isn’t right is that by the time you hear it you’ve already played it…

As someone who could never get used to just kinda eyeballing where a note is supposed to be, I strongly disagree about the trombone.

Gotta go fast!

-Ancient Middle Eastern Philosopher, probably

Nope

Imagine rolling into work, being shuttled to your desk, and suddenly being shuttled to your bosses office without any warning. (Unless you’re a manager, then please stop imagining that you sick fuck).

At that point you might as well just do it to the screw instead and use the normal screwdriver.

The company is offering affected users a 30 percent discount on a new Ecobee thermostat, valid for up to 15 thermostats.

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I figured it out, this is one of those trick pictures. If you look closely, you can see Spider-Man.

He was just spit balling

No no no, we need to dig down to the magma to release the pressure!

“I can do it with AI!”

Technically, it is very much linear. It’s just it doesn’t always go the way we feel like it should.

From what I understand the bonus requires shareholder approval…so the people making that choice are the same ones watching the stock tank and continuing to hold (or buy more)…

I don’t know why one would do that without thinking Elon is playing some super-advanced 5D Checkers.

Idk, it’s Google, so I think it’s more likely they just drop it entirely and start a new project with the same features…

Thanks Gemini, I hope they take a while before enshittefying you…

I check on the calculator I have with me at all times. It’s $24.50

AI is going to destroy art the same way Photoshop, or photography, or pre-made tubes of paints, destroyed art. It’s a tool, it helps people take the idea in their head and put it in the world. And it lowers the barrier to entry, now you don’t need years of practice in drawing technique to bring your ideas to life, you just need ideas.

If AI gets to a point that it can give us creative, original, art that sparks emotion in novel ways…well we probably also made a super intelligent AI and our list of problems is much different than today.

They’re only people when it’s convenient for the voting/election rights of the rich people who own them…so actually a lot like slaves.

I’m not making any moral judgements one way or the other, but I have a strong feeling kids today are just going to grow up with this stuff and it will be normalized and we are going to be the weird old prudes who have a weird sense of personal identity connected to our physical appearance and voice while they’re going around looking like SpongeBob and talking like The Fonz.