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“Survival preppers” lol. My year worth of food and water made the pandemic extremely un stressful for me. I did miss toilet paper tho.
“Survival preppers” lol. My year worth of food and water made the pandemic extremely un stressful for me. I did miss toilet paper tho.
Back in my day, “slammed” meant something. I don’t remember wtf it was… But it meant something
I’m gonna fap to engorged elephant titties. At least once.
I was gonna hang one off my rearview mirror.
Coup. COUP! It’s not a fucking chicken house!
They probably could have determined this without beheading the poor critter.
Lmao, Christian logic. PrOvE it dIDnT HaPpEN. 🤪
Because it didn’t happen.
Lmao, remember that revived 80’s douchbag business man on star trek TNG?
Quart of vodka my ass! We call that “breakfast”
You might want to get yourself checked for the gay.
It also gums the fuck out of fuel injectors, and you’ll notice a drop in gas mileage Dependant on the blend. Its pretty awful shit. I don’t know why the hell it exists.
Shame you didn’t learn some basic life skills along with your vaunted education.
I got curious so I duckduckgo’d that shit.
CAIMAN! Ffs, its not an island.
Jesus dude, you should go join the IDF, you’d fit right in.
That’ll work perfectly with the contacts I already have saved.