Practice and dedication.

If you had a friend named Jack, and he was stuck on a horse, would you help Jack off the horse?

Yeah, but they were just a bunch of Monkees

I think music staring going downhill when music was no longer an audio only thing. Once bands were expected to make videos, posters, and “act” on stage, suddenly a lot of musicians had problems getting into the business. They want to make music, not become pseudo-actors.

I meant a call 15 minutes before there were there.

Reminds me of my Telus internet.

“A technician will come to fix your internet problem Tuesday and they will be there sometime between 8am to 5pm. They will give you a 15 minute call before they arrive. If there is no one home when they come by, you will be given a $150 no show fee.”

Menstruation jokes aren’t funny. Period.

Baby grizzly cub. Because if you can see the cub and not the mother…

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Cheese and honey

They are banning you from owning those books.

Pride event canceled because they were going to give away banned books