If you enjoy eating snack foods with lots of food dye powder (mmmm hot Cheetos), but hate the fact that it stains your fingers, eat them with chopsticks. No mess on your fingers.

If you struggle with your sandwich/burger innards sliding out of the bread/bun when you take a bite, wrap the innards in lettuce like a taco; place in between the bread/buns with the bottom of the “taco” away from the side you’re eating. The lettuce should help keep the sandwich/burger from falling out of the bun.

I personally don’t like the texture of kiwi skins. Even thinking about it is giving me the ick.

Given the fact that your question has caused The Evil Song to get stuck in my head, Sorcerer, I feel you are obligated to erase “It’s a Small World” from my mind and from existence.

Please and thank you.

I voted for this guy before and thought I’d continue to do so, but the crap he’s been pulling recently-ish has just confirmed for me he won’t ever get my vote again. What a jagoff.

For once, I hope this is real. I want some MAGA moron to have paid an obscene amount for that hideous thing.

And lo, Lemmy’s next meme of the week was born

The Princess Bride is one of my favorite examples of this, especially because the “story within the story” is the main story, which is unusual.

No, it got stuck because it’s dark, so I had to look for it with my flashlight.

Why kissing is objectively kinda gross, exhibit A:

I love this question! This made me really happy. My favorite has always been (and remains) the brontosaurus. (Probably can blame “The Land Before Time” for its influence.)

I remember in the early/mid-90s being corrected that brontosaurus wasn’t a dinosaur species, but was actually the same as apatosaurus. Being a stubborn child, I refused to accept this and always considered the brontosaurus, not the apatosaurus, my favorite. I felt so vindicated when the study came out in 2015 that brontosaurus and apatosaurus weren’t the same.

Perhaps that’s why I still stubbornly refuse to let go of Pluto: the minute hope that my favorite planet will be recognized again someday. Alas.

I’d never seen this before! This is hilarious

Exactly why I said “hear me out” haha

It’s not exactly a “little treat,” and it has a different mouth feel to making cold brew with cocoa.

This is a weird one, but hear me out. Undiluted cold brew coffee mixed with chocolate meal replacement powder and milk. The powder and milk make it really foamy when mixed and it tastes so good; it would probably also be amazing blended with ice.

I don’t tend to eat until later in the day so this has the added benefit of making me feel less guilty for forgetting to eat.

Also, frozen pudding cups are yummy.

I’m not Israeli, so not entirely sure about their laws, but Wikipedia confirms that there are non-Jewish citizens.

As a Jew, though, it would be far easier for me to obtain Israeli citizenship than it would be for a gentile.

Nah, it makes perfect sense! If we don’t support Israel, then we’re not “real” Jews. Or is it that we’re supposed to be self-hating? Either way, I know I always look forward to (usually some flavor of Christian) politicians telling me how to be a Jew.

Yeah, the skin is the least filling, and he appears to only be eating the faces. So wasteful.

Nah, most of them moved to Saturn after they got married.