Nah Uber is a piece of shit. I meant like selling drugs or hookin’

Yes but you can get money in many different ways so that’s nice.

I used to have this friend we called Blaster Taylor. He was cool as fuck until he started abusing Adderall, and that Adderall addiction turned into meth pretty quick. Started shooting it, that’s when I stopped kickin it with him.

Anyway a couple years after that he got busted selling a bag of rock salt to an undercover cop saying it was meth, and he did a couple years for that as I recall. I don’t talk to any of those dudes anymore but last I heard he’s out by now, complete with swastika face tats.

To paraphrase John Darnielle, selling fake meth was a bad idea; but selling it to a cop was a worse one.

Lmfao thanks for ruining our whole society, boomers. Reap what you’ve sowed.

I call my wife Mrs Bizzle all the time, she hates it

Some people thought the aquarium was appropriating AAVE

It’s not “tear-free” as in it won’t make you cry; it’s “tear-free” as in it won’t knot your hair and tear it when you brush it.

I’ll do 3 hours to Chicago if it’s someone really good, but going to shows isn’t really my bag anymore and crowds really get my hackles up so generally I just stay home

On the bright side, think about all the plastic pollution that happens because the government won’t let me take my own glass jar to the weed store!

Wait that sucks actually

Nobody will fuck with you for walking down the street at night in real life… except for the cops.

Mosquitos can breed in a bottle cap full of rain water, there’s almost certainly enough somewhere

Mines against the wall on one side, it would be really inconvenient. But I do always appreciate a good practical joke so I’d laugh.

I want her to spend a bunch of money on roads and highways, with the stipulation that to get any of it you have to buy your equipment (dump trucks, loaders, graders, etc) from an American factory that uses Union labor.

That’s the sweetest thing anybody’s ever said about me 🥲

It’s not, I’m a Chaote myself. Let these guys be content with the shadows on the wall. 93/93

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Now I’m just a humble weed farmer but I’ve seen “A Boy and His Atom” and it looks an awful lot like waves/vibrations to me. And I’m pretty sure some researchers have seen Lithium atoms collapse into waves near absolute zero. And we know that these waves and particles are effected by observation. And I’ve also smoked a bunch of DMT and eaten mysterious varieties of mushroom. That’s why I believe in m⛤gick.

I’ve never heard of Mexican war crimes im gonna go look it up brb

What if Americans decided to be a little more like the French and instead of just surrendering to the fucking literally swastika waving Nazis we just did the fucking bare minimum and VOTE

But instead we’ll get four more years of orange geriatric Hitler because young people won’t vote. It would be funny, if it wasn’t happening here.

Oh so corporate mind control then. Gotta serve those ads, bro, yes even in the park, how else can we make line go up bro we can’t just expect line to go up without any ads bro we can’t have people enjoying the park without ads bro PLEASE THINK OF THE SHAREHOLDER! WON’T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE SHAREHOLDER!