Let’s let Reddit Things die with Reddit.

I hope they know I’m not watching anything on their platform.

Just tell DOJ the guy in charge of server backup and retention didn’t know what they were doing. Worked for Hillary.

Giant tour buses are just Humvee limousines that let themselves go.

If they understood what the words “peaceful protest” meant, there would have been little need for additional laws.

Rioting is not a protest. Burning homes and businesses are not protected speech.

Spotify has all that. Not “stations” so much.

Type in “sleep mood” and you get playlists with days worth of various calming music.

Workout? What kind do you want? Hard rock, deep bass rap, whatever.

Sounds like I’m cheerleading for Spotify but it really is pretty good these days.

Tons of podcasts, mood collections, etc. I haven’t looked up a song or artist they didn’t have.

I am a paid user.

So that’s what our tax dollars are funding…?

Fun little AI projects instead of bullets.

Fuck all this.

You can’t read stuff with a beer in one hand and the grill tongs in the other.

…I’m a cybernetic organism. Living tissue over a metal endoskeleton.

Can’t call anyone if you’re a stain on the pavement.

Leonidas made it rain.

The glove box is for your registration, proof of insurance, and a collection of assorted useless bullshit that you’ll see once a year, and clean out maybe twice for as long as you own the car.

That cheap keychain you bought? Glove box.

Three tire pressure gauges that don’t work very well? Glove box.

Throw in a dull utility knife, some electrical tape, fuses that don’t fit your car, a blinker bulb, expired mints or chewing gum, a Bic lighter, and a clicky pen you got for free for going to something, and you’ve got a well-stocked compartment.

It’s the junk drawer in your kitchen, but for your car.

All signs point to Yes.

When I shopped for wireless earbuds, I spent a half hour comparing the top brands (most expensive), so I ended up asking the clerk what he used (saw one in his ear). The ones he recommended were $20 and they’re great, sound decent, and last all day.

Sometimes cheap is just as good.

Paywall.

TDS is a condition for which you could seek treatment. Stop letting orange man bad occupy space in your brain.

Duly noted.

Also, nobody cares.

Why are you here? Honestly?

How many convictions?