Are you my 3 year old daughter?

Obligatory

I’m sorry

Good luck?

Not this one. I firmly believe it was assembled by 5 year old Uyghur children.

I try not to be.

Came here to say this exact thing with the same wording.

My kid got a “robot cat” from a grandparent. It had very dog like behaviour and occasionally barked. Clearly the Chinese factory that made it made very little effort converting their cheap crappy robot dog into a cheap crappy robot cat.

Bandages are totes gay, but it’s only a problem if you’re straight. And that 14" dildo snaking it’s way up your colon tells me you’re not going to have a problem.

The same story has been reported by a number of papers. I’m just not sure why you would link to a breitbart article given the choice.

Less problematic than some of the things you can buy from Japanese vending machines tbh.

Yes

Really? Breitbart?

…both!

My fart is an aggressive drunk Scotsman.

Spread 'em 😈

See yeez, cunt! Ya fucking actin’ wide?!?! Ah Pure fuckin’ chib yeez an shag yer maw, ya fuckin’ wank stain!

My iq has actually gone from 150 to 122 in the last 13 years. But I’m pretty sure it’s due to sleep apnea related oxygen deprivation. I can still fucking read though.

:(

Plenty of lost treasure in the world.