I feel like it’s a giant incompetent conspiracy.

Shit! That must be why she didn’t kiss me goodnight or spoon afterwards!

Yes, I rather believe I am.

President and Trump

Would you rather be a sheep?

The parking spaces are covered with snow and ice at the moment so you can’t see most of the lines and pretty much everyone is doing it.

Sex II - the back door.

I have typically male interests like fishing, building stuff and throwing knives, but I also enjoy growing plants and making fancy cakes. I like what I like and I genuinely don’t give a shit if I’m supposed to.

It’s genuinely not a big thing in Scandinavian countries to have more weakly defined gender roles. Plenty of women in construction and plenty of male primary school teachers etc.

I gave my fiance a Roland FP60X for her birthday. Best one I’ve received was my first child (born a couple of hours after my birthday).

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Public transport. I avoided getting my licence for the first 20 years I was able to, now the environment is in debt to my mental health. Trains are fine but absolutely fuck busses.

The answers you seek lye buried deep within the servers of motherless.com

A good death 🖤

Going out clubbing is a distraction from the emptiness inside. Brew your own beer and wine and share it at events you host. Board game night, dinner parties, film viewings, craft nights etc. Much more fulfilling and cheaper. I can make 30 bottles of wine for the price of 4 drinks at a club.

Don’t bother with university, learn a trade, have kids in your late twenties, live with your parents until you can buy a place.

Sit on faces.

I know right? ADHD fucking sucks big hairy balls!

Reasonably you should start with a base iq of 100 as that’s average. And if we’re going to score according to SD=15 then each point should get 2 IQ points because the scale only really goes up to 52 and above. You can always take points out of executive function and place them in IQ. This unlocks ADHD.

Eat more fibre and stay hydrated!

You could show your ankle in a red state.