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fjord_monkeyto Shitty Ask Hilarious Chaos •Does Confetti Come out of your ass When you Sneeze?English2·3 months agoMore of a demigod
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fjord_monkeyto Shitty Ask Hilarious Chaos •Will Eating a Doctor keep the Apple away?English2·3 months agoYes
fjord_monkeyto Shitty Ask Hilarious Chaos •Does shit come out of your asshole too, or am I the only freak of nature it happens to?English2·3 months agoPoop, farts and mariachi music.
fjord_monkeyto Shitty Ask Hilarious Chaos •Does Confetti Come out of your ass When you Sneeze?English2·3 months agoNo… When I fart.
No, just fat with janky teeth.
You mean the death star of David?
No, put in the hospital as in getting beaten badly enough to warrant medical attention.
fjord_monkeyto Shitty Ask Hilarious Chaos •Which lemmy User has the most sex appeal ?English2·3 months agoYou’re a close second though.
fjord_monkeyto Shitty Ask Hilarious Chaos •Which lemmy User has the most sex appeal ?English2·3 months agoClearly me.
fjord_monkeyto Shitty Ask Hilarious Chaos •You will be given one million dollars if you can present a TED talk within 5 minutes with 0 preparation. What are you going to talk about?English2·3 months agoWell I am a bit of a jack of all trades. So either
The neuroscience of communication in early childhood.
Free will and what how we can build on the libet experiments
The neuroscience of memory and navigation.
Shamanic practices of pre-christian Europe (I’m actually a certified shaman).
The chemistry of IEDs .
Assassination techniques and choosing your artery.
Natural poisons and how to use them.
Finding food in the wild.
fjord_monkeyto Shitty Ask Hilarious Chaos •For $100 would you French kiss the only woman at the bukkake party?English2·3 months agoHey, for a hundred bucks I’d eat her ass.
I have 4 kids. I’m cleaning every day. It’s pretty much all I do.
The only foreigners in my kids class are Palestinian. It’s otherwise all Norwegians. But you also have to bare in mind that it wasn’t uncommon for effeminate men to have it “beaten out of them” or lesbians to be raped to “correct their behaviour” until very recently. So it was in people’s best interests to keep it secret. I remember that even 20 years ago in the more left leaning cities in Britain people were getting put in the hospital for being gay/ trans.
Try keeping a poop diary. For every excretion write:
Consistency
Colour
Where it lies on the Bristol scale
How easily wiped it was
General feelings and observations
Odour
Taste
Poopiter, obviously