They would love to but we’re all equally fucked in this economy tbh. We’re all just trying to make more money so we can help each other out when someone needs it.

Yes there are so many indigenous cultures (certainly every one I’ve learned about in Canada) that are literally about working together with the earth and in balance with the earth. Steve Irwin was a wonderful person but imagine all the wiped out or nearly wiped out cultures where this was or continues to be literally their way of existing in the world, and they were dismissed for so long as “savages” for their relationship with nature.

I’ve only ever seen Quora as a joke, I didn’t think people were actually getting good answers there.

I like to call anyone older than me old because it’s funny and I perpetually feel like a child.

When I was little I thought my parents were old, now they are in their 60s and I think they are young, and I am the age they were and still feel like a child. Otherwise I’m not sure I really had a concept of age as a tie to mortality when I was younger.

I think my cousins maybe made me try this as a joke when I was younger but hear me out…

Toast. With mayo. Sprinkled with chocolate powder.

I don’t eat it anymore because I’m a grown up or whatever but I still get cravings for it sometimes.

MMM I used to put choco krispies (think chocolate rice krispies) into my quesadillas. That shit was fire.

Y’all are just making sopa de tortilla now

I know they’re essentially the same thing but when you say it that way I think of a hooded pullover, but hoodies are zippered for me.

If it has a zipper I’d consider it a sweater not a cardigan. Cardis have buttons.

(Realizing that a cardigan is a type of sweater, but I just mean it’s a different kind of sweater)

When I was young, my dad would do cheesy magic tricks and let me walk on his feet. He’d let me and my sister dress him up and put clips in his hair. Growing up he helped with my homework and cultured my love for learning and writing. This all fostered really wonderful memories.

As an adult, the one thing that I would change about my relationship with him is that I’d wish he could better express his emotions. He’s very emotionally shut-in and we recently went through the deaths of his brother and his mom and that man has cried once. I know he feels sad but he just acts like everything’s okay and that’s hard for me to watch and hard for me to know how to be there for him. My mom, on the other hand, is very emotionally open and I always know that she needs me to talk or to just be there with her. I guess more so than expressing his emotions, I just wish he’d tell me what he needs, but we come from a culture of machismo where he learned he’s not supposed to need things, especially from women.

Anyways, just be there for your baby girl. Enjoy your time together, and she’ll have plenty of great memories with her dad.

It’s obviously fake, my Lotus SmartToilet only ever requests a face scan to verify my identity.

Capybaras. Animals aren’t evil but if you’re trying to think of a chill animal that does no wrong by human standards, it’s capybaras.

Do not like the Arnold level picture, but I like strong people. From my understanding of muscular & strong people, strength muscles =/= show off muscles, and you can be strong without spending all day at the gym.

Bro can’t even go to a restaurant without feeling awkward and you want them to go on a date?

Jolly ranchers sour misfits. I used to buy the big share packs but I can’t keep them in my house anymore or else I eat them until I have canker sores.

Omg yogurt covered raisins too

Can someone point me the way of that bot or whatever that changes all your old Reddit posts before deleting them? I thought I had it saved somewhere but I can’t find it now and have no idea what it’s called.

I know that mine is a night one because I worked evening/nights for like 10 years and felt great. I’ve been working a 9-5 for about 4 years now and have learned to pretend I’m functioning on about 4 hours sleep per night. Sucks.

The gift itself was just a jar with a label he made that said “(my name)'s dick cheese”. Then he put some white food substance in there I don’t recall exactly what it was but didn’t look like real dick cheese thankfully.

If you’re asking me what actual smegma is though… I won’t ruin it for you, but I’ll say a jar of parmesan would’ve been more accurate.

I live in Canada but was born in Mexico. My favourite cereal growing up was (and still is) chocokrispis which is basically just chocolate rice krispies but made with mexican chocolate. Also fucking love count chocula but that is a rare find nowadays, though I did find a chocolate lucky charms not too long ago which was delightful.