Go the Warhammer 40K emperor route: set up nukes worldwide, triggered by a pacemaker on me. I die, the world dies.

4 letters, starts with O.

h

One word: Encarta.

Almost nothing. IMO DuPont executives take the crown.

Next day: Fuck, car’s still at work!

Oh, the plots are ever as cheesy as the covers, but she does know how to spin a good yarn.

Gruyere. Just the right amount of sharpness and hardness. Goes well with crackers, grilled, or with salami.

The results are always cinna-nomnomnom.

Do I have to use it on myself, or even a living being? Any constraints on size, weight, accessories?

• Endorsing overtly wrong claims by influencers, such as rent to own, no commitment, latest hardware, etc.

Or you might get accused of being a witch.

No, that’s the [other place] mentality. Upvote if you want to increase visibility to the post. For example, there may be a post with a link to an article about some politician doing something I disagree with. I would still upvote it if the post allows me to discuss why I disagree with said action.

Downvote if the content is harmful to the community (for example spam, overt racism, etc).

A used corporate surplus laptop would be far better.

This is a good opportunity to shamelessly plug refurb.io - I’ve bought machines for my family there. If you can stand the occasional appearance blemish it’s a very reliable site.

It’s essentially a practical application of the paradox of tolerance. And like with that one, the paradox goes away when the offending party breaks the social contract.

That ending though…

In this case, I expect it’s going to be blowing those ratchet straps after they become unanchored, turning them into whips that’ll cleave the roof in half.