

Noice. I beat Morio.


Noice. I beat Morio.
This is so cool. How does one learn this skill? I’d love to get into this but I wouldn’t even know what to search for


Separation anxiety is what happens when you can’t find your phone.


The opportunity of a lifetime passed before him as he tried to decide between a cone or a cup.


He was surprised that his immense laziness was inspirational to others.


We will not allow you to bring your pet armadillo along.
Buried deep in the snow, he hoped his batteries were fresh in his avalanche beacon.


I’m a living furnace.


She saw the brake lights, but not in time.


Harrold felt confident that nobody would ever suspect his spy pigeon.


The fact that there’s a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell explains life well.


You have no right to call yourself creative until you look at a trowel and think that it would make a great lockpick.


It turns out you don’t need all that stuff you insisted you did.


I can’t believe this is the eighth time I’m smashing open my piggy bank on the same day!


The truth is that you pay for your lifestyle in hours.
It’s a skateboarding penguin with a sunhat!


For oil spots on the floor, nothing beats parking a motorbike in the lounge.


I’d rather be a bird than a fish.
They’ve added to Troopers over the years with an animated series and a new live action one, if anyone’s missed it