The car must be a Mercedes. The drivers constantly forget blinking.

The cube is so heavy, it presses a hole into the floor.

Don’t be foolish! Of course, we have Gatorade for that.

Stay positive and count the days until “weekend”.

A recovery environment is overrated under Windows. Just backup your files and reinstall from scratch.

I predict a huge demand of workforce in five years, when they finally realized AI doesn’t drive innovation, but recycles old ideas over and over.

Don’t they know, Windows comes with a preinstalled PDF reader, making this Adobe bloatware pretty much obsolete?

Sounds to me like someone is looking for involuntary organ donators.

And that’s why I prefer KVM, even in corporate environments: I don’t need to care about licensing and dropped support.