Fucking Babe’s bottomless menu! And… Ummm… Texas Instruments? Oh! And day-drunk facelift moms who married secretly abusive men! Y’all need better therapists and support groups.
As for Indian food: Houston edges y’all out.
Fucking Babe’s bottomless menu! And… Ummm… Texas Instruments? Oh! And day-drunk facelift moms who married secretly abusive men! Y’all need better therapists and support groups.
As for Indian food: Houston edges y’all out.
Being from San Antonio and watching the expansion, I’m afraid Drafthouse has made me agree with someone from Austin.
Your breakfast taco game is still weak, though. Just like our weak-ass barbecue.
Impossible. It’s under water, which means that it weighs more than a duck.
And become a pirate!
Morons. How the fuck are we supposed to keep the war on terror profitable if we can’t provoke illicit trade with our “enemies” who are dangerous due to… their illicit trade…?
/s
Eta: Quit starving the poor, innocent prison machine!
“Yeah, I always leave my car unlocked with the keys inside. I also always park it in the center of a lake.”
Put them in the graveyard
I know them! I went to Sunday school with their nephew Evets Seebhtiwttubymllif
Finally, we’re gonna get some new Disney movies instead of live-action remakes!
I seriously hope these get published and translated soon, old German fairytales are so fucking metal
BuT WhaT iF tHey VOTe To FRee aLL pRiSONErs???
And to your second point: if people were trying to improve prisons, they wouldn’t be so damn lucrative
Punctuation looks like an ellipsis
Georgia phase tunneling
He’s making it sound like he’s trying to save the planet, which sounds pretty woke to me. We should probably outlaw him
Fuck that, run Doom on it
Well, everyone should call cops assholes, but don’t be an asshole about it
Do a barrel roll!
Worms live underground and worms drive me crazy
Crazy?
Crazy!
I’m sad you didn’t use my household’s name for the Papa: Poopy John’s