@DelicateDorsey@hilariouschaos.com and @StevenSeagal@hilariouschaos.com bring more then fucking chips and soda. Especially YOU Seagal, you make minimal effort and then do a karate chop, thinking you’re the next coming of Christ. God, make an effort this time will ya!? Jack is into the whole ‘thoughtful’ shit, so I don’t really have to worry about him making an effort.

  • Jesus_ChristEnglish
    5·
    7 days ago

    1, well now 2 count em. Twice, you said my name in vein twice, just saying. And I’m not even invited either…

    • mad_asshatter@lemmy.worldEnglish
      4·
      7 days ago
      • vain.

      Unless YOU insist, Jesus.

      And as far as being invited, just show up (again)! I doubt you’ll get crucified for it. Go easy on the bloody wine, tho’.

      • Jesus_ChristEnglish
        3·
        7 days ago

        Thanks, I typically slip up on spelling when I haven’t had my coffee. Good looking out.

        As for all that sass and snark your sporting, you can thank our angel Micheal for that. I wasn’t paying attention while I was creating you, and like the opening credits of the Powerpuff girls or something, he slam dunked 2 full bottles of sass and half a gallon of snark into the mix.

        I mean, I’m never gunna forget that. Hek, YOU’LL never let me forget it.

        We’ve got rules now posted in the creation room though. Your only 1 of 3 other people with a high acidity of what I call ‘the sparklies’

        Forgiveness, gratitude, strength ✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️