If I made a reasonable facsimile of a human corpse out of scraps of pig flesh from the butcher, would I legally be allowed to rent it out to necrophiliacs?
If I made a reasonable facsimile of a human corpse out of scraps of pig flesh from the butcher, would I legally be allowed to rent it out to necrophiliacs?
Ok so technically it is. But, I kinda hoped pig flesh would be considered as food, legally speaking.
So what about if someone wraps a rasher of bacon round their knob and knocks one out?
Hm. I was envisioning it as more of dismembering and mutilating a farm animal, but I guess you’re talking about buying loins from the store, which would probably be more acceptable.
Probably wash em with some Dawn first.
It should be noted that all of this is obviously extremely creepy and insane to begin with and not to be performed nor condoned.