• splinterA
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    For $30 extra you get to pick the color of the first lens.

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      1 year ago

      That only comes in a smaller size. You have to purchase the adapter kit separately for 695 dollars and put the adapter together yourself.

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        1 year ago

        Alternatively, a technician can be dispatched to your home to assemble the glasses for you, in exchange for a $399 call-out fee.

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          During which, he’s still on- call and has to go back and forth to you and other customers.

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            However, for another $200 extra, you can purchase technician exclusivity and he will not be on call anymore, but only for an hour.

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              And he only accepts an endangered species of clams’ clam shells that can only be found in the Indian Ocean at a certain time of year, as a form of payment.

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                1 year ago

                Naturally, you can spend just $50 extra to unlock other technician payment methods.

                • AliceOPMA
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                  And he’s the only technician with a license to perform the installation legally.

                  • splinterA
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                    This means there is a significant waiting list of at least 3 months before a technician can attend. Of course, you can skip the queue by paying an additional $499.99 for priority service