However, the cleaning crew maintenance team neglected their duties in the shipping containers for 6 months prior.
Cause an infestation of a highly infectious skin eating disease that has contaminated everything.
Logistics has gone to a screeching halt. All parcels have been incinerated to prevent further exposure.
To make matters worse.
Kenith, the breakless shatterproof glasses employee who delivered the glasses to the shipping company.
Contracted the disease and spread it throughout the company.
Everyone died. And as a precaution, all manufacturing supplies to make the glasses have also been incinerated to prevent further spread of the disease.
More tragically, there was only one instruction manual in the world on how to create these glasses that was also burned in the fire.
Now there is no way to replicate a replacement in any manner.
Unless you decide to cover an additional $199 priority shipping fee, in which case it gets dispatched in 3-5 working days.
However, the cleaning crew maintenance team neglected their duties in the shipping containers for 6 months prior.
Cause an infestation of a highly infectious skin eating disease that has contaminated everything.
Logistics has gone to a screeching halt. All parcels have been incinerated to prevent further exposure.
To make matters worse.
Kenith, the breakless shatterproof glasses employee who delivered the glasses to the shipping company.
Contracted the disease and spread it throughout the company.
Everyone died. And as a precaution, all manufacturing supplies to make the glasses have also been incinerated to prevent further spread of the disease.
More tragically, there was only one instruction manual in the world on how to create these glasses that was also burned in the fire.
Now there is no way to replicate a replacement in any manner.
However, in exchange for a modest $5 million investment we will rebuild the company from scratch and manufacture your glasses. We promise, sign here:
No thanks I’m not interested
Alright, but we will have to charge you an early termination fee of $1299.50
Ok but it’s gunna cost 675k to set up an appointment with me
Alright, just pay $499 and we’ll call it even.
So you only have $499 ? OK ill take that, deal.
I know, it’s a great deal, my account is 23-5423-555344-99 - wire it at your convenience.