AliceMA to It Gets BetterEnglish · 7 months agoA Laundry Dryer That Drys Clothes In one Secondmessage-squaremessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareA Laundry Dryer That Drys Clothes In one SecondAliceMA to It Gets BetterEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square16fedilink
minus-squareAliceOPMAlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 months agoAnd all of that needs to be hosted by separate carriers, in separate countries, otherwise it’ll blow up
minus-squaresplinterAlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 months agoThe Dryer doesn’t accept clothes by default either, only socks. To unlock drying clothes, you need to install a physical add-on which plugs at the back.
minus-squareAliceOPMAlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 months agoAnd it makes a really loud noise that attracts swarms of African killer bees.
minus-squaresplinterAlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 months agoWe conveniently also sell full-body beekeeper suits, perfect for when you’re drying the laundry.
minus-squaresplinterAlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 months agoWe do offer the option to hire an approved Taylor to design a beekeeper suit in other sizes, for a surcharge.
minus-squaresplinterAlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 months agoBut only if he’s not ugly, we don’t want no ugly baby
And all of that needs to be hosted by separate carriers, in separate countries, otherwise it’ll blow up
The Dryer doesn’t accept clothes by default either, only socks. To unlock drying clothes, you need to install a physical add-on which plugs at the back.
And it makes a really loud noise that attracts swarms of African killer bees.
We conveniently also sell full-body beekeeper suits, perfect for when you’re drying the laundry.
In only size xx small
We do offer the option to hire an approved Taylor to design a beekeeper suit in other sizes, for a surcharge.
A surcharge of your first born son
But only if he’s not ugly, we don’t want no ugly baby
Ok you win lol