• AliceOPMAEnglish
    3·
    11 months ago

    And all of that needs to be hosted by separate carriers, in separate countries, otherwise it’ll blow up

    • splinterAEnglish
      3·
      11 months ago

      The Dryer doesn’t accept clothes by default either, only socks. To unlock drying clothes, you need to install a physical add-on which plugs at the back.

      • AliceOPMAEnglish
        3·
        11 months ago

        And it makes a really loud noise that attracts swarms of African killer bees.

        • splinterAEnglish
          3·
          11 months ago

          We conveniently also sell full-body beekeeper suits, perfect for when you’re drying the laundry.

          • AliceOPMAEnglish
            3·
            11 months ago

            In only size xx small

            • splinterAEnglish
              3·
              11 months ago

              We do offer the option to hire an approved Taylor to design a beekeeper suit in other sizes, for a surcharge.

              • AliceOPMAEnglish
                3·
                11 months ago

                A surcharge of your first born son

                • splinterAEnglish
                  2·
                  11 months ago

                  But only if he’s not ugly, we don’t want no ugly baby