He was just being sarcastic when he said he wasn’t a Russian puppet. Or when he said he didn’t rape kids. That ol sarcastic trump

Did not look so sarcastic at the time.

The Narcissist’s Prayer

That didn’t happen.
And if it did, it wasn’t that bad.
And if it was, that’s not a big deal.
And if it is, that’s not my fault.
And if it was, I didn’t mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.

Make America Great Again?

Obvious sarcasm.

Not a serious man, by his own admission.

Just a joke, bro.

This is how my 5 year old acts when they don’t do something they said they would.

“I was kidding!”

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