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arrow-up1232imagehmmmlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to hmmm@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square18fedilink
minus-squareconfusedbytheBasics@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·5 months agoIs this real today or a prediction of the future?
minus-squaregarbagebagel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up60·5 months agoIt’s obviously fake, my Lotus SmartToilet only ever requests a face scan to verify my identity.
minus-squareTragicNotCute@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up49·5 months agoYou gotta enroll in AnusID! The flush times are significantly faster and the probe to verify you only hurts a little.
minus-squaremojofrododojo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·edit-25 months agoPUCKERPRINT UNRECOGNIZED. SWIPE AGAIN. PUCKER PRINT UNRECOGNIZED. SWIPE AGAIN.
minus-squarecm0002@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·5 months ago“I just gotta check your asssshole sir”
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 months agoSadly, very relevant… https://www.businessinsider.com/scientists-designed-a-smart-toilet-with-butt-recognition-technology-2020-4
minus-squareUltraMagnus0001@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoAnal print changed from hemorrhoids.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 months agoPlease scan your genitals and a copy of your government issued identification to verify your identity.
minus-squareYer Ma@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up27·5 months agoYou are attempting to verify a fact. Your authorization code is 42069. The future will never ask for your personal information. Enjoy your flush!
Is this real today or a prediction of the future?
It’s obviously fake, my Lotus SmartToilet only ever requests a face scan to verify my identity.
You gotta enroll in AnusID! The flush times are significantly faster and the probe to verify you only hurts a little.
PUCKERPRINT UNRECOGNIZED. SWIPE AGAIN. PUCKER PRINT UNRECOGNIZED. SWIPE AGAIN.
“I just gotta check your asssshole sir”
Sadly, very relevant…
https://www.businessinsider.com/scientists-designed-a-smart-toilet-with-butt-recognition-technology-2020-4
Anal print changed from hemorrhoids.
Please scan your genitals and a copy of your government issued identification to verify your identity.
You are attempting to verify a fact. Your authorization code is 42069. The future will never ask for your personal information.
Enjoy your flush!