• AliceMA
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    11 months ago

    Feel bad for baby dick man lol

    • SJ0
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      11 months ago

      It’s worse than you think. He isn’t being figurative, his penis is literally a baby. he gets woken multiple times a night to change diapers and feed the baby.

      • Lovstuhagen
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        11 months ago

        So it’s your standard 19 inch, 8 pound Johnson

    • splinterA
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      11 months ago

      Yeah, you can fix dry pussy but baby dick got no cure lol

      • Lovstuhagen
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        11 months ago

        I’ve heard it’s actually the case that there are hormonal cocktails that can be used to kind of fix it if it is caught before puberty, but I am not positive - this was when I was reading about a man who had a micropen talking about what happened when he was seen by a doctor after puberty and wanted a consultation.

        But who knows.

        I would DuckDuckGo it but I do not want to, lol.

        • splinterA
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          11 months ago

          Oh wild, I wonder how often this is caught early enough

          I don’t care to search for it either lol

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            11 months ago

            I imagine it generally is because usually there is some sort of physical even after birth, right… But IDK.

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              11 months ago

              “Congratulations, it’s a boy! Just barely”