Are you caressing them ever so gently?

  • Redfox8@mander.xyz
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    1 year ago

    Mine are stiff-drawered, plastic-trayed and unappealing to the eye. Someone out there would trip whilst walking passed for the first time, but not me.

    • AliceOPMA
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      1 year ago

      It’s what’s on the inside that counts

  • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    They are so metal. They sit there all lonely. Everyone jerks the handle rips the thing open and thrusts into it with force. They deposit their load in the inner slot, but they barely take the time to finger through and caress the pretty little delicate tabs… And the lock, oh my, that most private little hole never gets any attention…

    • AliceOPMA
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      1 year ago

      Are you more sensual with them ?

      • g0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        I was once in a cubicle with one built just the way I like: tall, skinny and with drawers that went for days… oh I could get lost deep inside those drawers…

        • AliceOPMA
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          1 year ago

          Shit. I bet you haven’t even seen the asses on the sectionals at IKEA yet have you ?