Step 1: find a hole Step 2: stick your dick in it and hope for the best
Hell yea!
Robots are usually around a 0.1/10 fuck. There’s virtually no way you’d ever be in a situation where you’d have dick-access to one of those feminine super futuristic androids without first having to pass every drug test there is, every background check there is and like 100 different polygraph tests where they ask if you’re going to fuck the androids. Believe me, I’ve tried.
So that leaves shitty unsexy stuff like cnc machines, rc planes, rock crushers, lego robotics, and all kinds of unsexy bullshit. How the fuck do you fuck a quadcopter? Cum all over its blades? Have fun rubbing that one out, it’ll take forever. No curves or sexy holes or anything.
Honestly just fuck a couch cushion or something instead. Maybe some day drone manufactures will start at least making them with retractable buttholes.
Man I really wanted to fuck one
I mean… the answer to this is just “VR sex suit.gif” as far as I know.
Oh, how do I, specifically me?? Uhhhhh. No comment. You as in the royal you can use the VR sex suit though…
Where do I get one
Spray it down and soak it in a mix of vinegar and salt, that should cause lots of corrosion and short circuits, and probably let the magic smoke out.
Oh wait, I read the question wrong, I thought it said ‘How do you fuck a robot up?’
So don’t use oil ?
Hey, when the robots take over the world, you’ll be thanking me for the advice. Keep a Super Soaker water gun or three around, vinegar and salt are cheap. It’ll probably work pretty well against most drones too…
Excellent advice !
A pallet wrapping robot? Carefully
Points if it has tits
Pointy tits? I thought we were in Terminator, not Tomb Raider…
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