One time I was waiting for this video to download but it was taking forever because all I had was 56k. I got bored. So I started going to the bar and talking to people. I met this girl, we hit it off started going on dates. We dated for 3 years, got engaged, had kids, got married enjoyed a happy life together. Well then my porn finally downloaded so I walked away from it all and I’m about to beat my meat to it right now.

Update: I came. CUM WILL WIN