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Never in my six decades on this earth, as an Australian, have I ever heard of a lung fish Christmas gift. It is about as likely as giving someone a giraffe.
That’s the joke
Ah, I’m an idiot!
Never been caught so far, but with internet trends nowadays, you never can tell.
Well played…
Can you regift a giraffe?
Same goes for a Greenland shark. We’re talking about multi family generational commitment. You don’t know if your grandkids, grandkids can handle that kinda responsibility
id take it if the animal was meant for consumption and not as a pet
I mean you can always make bbq
That’s the beauty of fish as pets, not only they are fun but also very nutritious
Well, cats and dogs are quite nutritious too, I suppose, so this realy goes for most pets.
Yes but they have hairs everywhere do you have any idea how hard it is to get rid of the fur?? You haven’t thought of the fur you bitch
You can cook em in hot water to losen the hair. It’s called scalding.
https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/agricultural-and-biological-sciences/dehairing L
Or you can just skin mammals and birds like a normal person
It’s not hard. If it’s larger than a grouse it’s pretty messy, though.
And I wouldn’t want to do that to a family pet. They’re family.
I will remember it if my pet pisses me enough to turn it into a pie. I always joke that this day will come
One of my favourite tragicomical video game achievements was in Firewatch:
Adopted a turtle as a pet. The average lifespan of a box turtle is fifty years. It will outlive you.
And this is why I will not get a pet. I’m by definition incapable of taking care of them because they might outlive me.
