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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 11 个月前

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  • xantoxis@lemmy.world
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    What about “old as shit”? I bet that’s a lot older

    • 𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕞 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕔@lemmy.world
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      I was thinking the same, so I looked into it!

      The oldest creature in the evolutionary chain that has been found to poop (from what I found online) is the comb jelly fish. They are thought to have evolved somewhere between 500 million and 600 million years ago

      So shit is pretty old but not as old as fuck

      • dalekcaan@lemm.ee
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        Still, older than balls

      • xantoxis@lemmy.world
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        Unexpected! Thank you for your research :)

      • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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        deleted by creator

  • beebarfbadger@lemmy.world
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    If you ask linguists, then “old as fuck” only dates back to the 14th century.

  • EleventhHour@lemmy.world
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    Some people shouldn’t get high

  • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world
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    Science Rules!!!

  • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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    So what did we (all) do before testicles…?

    • areyouevenreal@lemm.ee
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      Maybe look at plants and fungi and how they do it.

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    Otoh, short as fuck, is what , 30s?

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    TIL: Fangorn forest is 65 million years old.

    • fossilesque@mander.xyzOPM
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      Technically, it’s Mesolithic.

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wistman's_Wood

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    “Old as balls”???

    That makes zero sense lol. Bravado, ego, pressure, these are the topics balls are in context with, not age.

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    Can’t load that image, I get this error:

    {"error":"unknown","message":"Request error: error sending request for url (http://pictrs:8080/image/original/829ac091-176e-4c14-b8d1-5a367023ad08.jpeg): operation timed out"}

    Doesn’t happen with any other instance.

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      @Sal@mander.xyz

      • Salamander@mander.xyzM
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        I have been reaching out to the object storage provider to see if I can increase the rate limits… Unfortunately I might need to change to a different provider to overcome this. Since the migration takes several days, especially so because of those same rate limits, I would rather avoid this…

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