I’m already not living up to unrealistic expectation guys, come on.
My boyfriend wrote me a birthday poem once but it was about dick cheese. Then he gave me a jar of fake dick cheese. We’re coming up on our 8 years. You’ll meet someone with low enough expectations one day.
That is adorable. What is fake dick cheese?
I imagine feta.
The gift itself was just a jar with a label he made that said “(my name)'s dick cheese”. Then he put some white food substance in there I don’t recall exactly what it was but didn’t look like real dick cheese thankfully.
If you’re asking me what actual smegma is though… I won’t ruin it for you, but I’ll say a jar of parmesan would’ve been more accurate.
Lol I know what smegma is. He seems like a good lad. Best to you both.
Your unrealistic is just not unrealistic enough, what a poser of an impostor are you
I’m not sure how I feel about that.
Was the baby girl ok?
Wish I knew! I’m hoping that’s the baby girl making the post.
You wouldn’t include it in a valentine’s day poem if she died, I don’t think.
I disagree, I think the Valentine’s day poem - as a retrospect of years spent together - should have ups and downs. It already has the sadness of the sick baby girl for example, whether she made it or not. Even if she died - she lived (at least for a brief moment in time) and her existence was significant for the couple. She should be mentioned as she is still part of their family and probably they still love her and think about her, even if she is not with them anymore. So it would make sense to me to include it either way. A bond that survived a loss like this should be celebrated.
That being said, I also sincerely hope it’s her who posts this.
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Me too
She is taking all the wholesome photos for you
His last poem be like, “now read the first line of every poem”
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One of the few times a Rick roll would actually be appropriate.
That’s game.
grown man shit
Nice cabinets
2004 was 20 years ago. Something doesn’t add up. Was this post from 2017?
Why not?
Seems likely.
Christ. Love sounds tiring.
This is how he earns his annual beej.