I am supportive of you being Canadian
I’m an American. I actually like America, for what it’s worth. Canada, however, has the superior anthem.
“What’s your gender?”
“Canadian.”
“No, who do you like?”
“Donuts.”
“No no, what’s in your pants?”
“Polite manners.”
Doughnuts**
A Simp, Got It.
Huge missed opportunity: could have been God made Adam and Eve, not Maple and Leaf
I called out a form and one of the options was for diet. The choices were:
Omnivore, Vegetarian, Vogon.
those scintillating, jeweled, scuttling crabs are good though.
Probably just a cut and paste error, still funny.
I’m guessing this is not a required demographic question in Canada.
Might be a case where Canadian applicants submit another form that has the relevant information in a different format too.
My pronouns are Canadian/Eh
LGBTQIAC
Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender Queer Intersex Asexual Canadian
We are sorry to hear you are disappointed with the Canadian gender identity. Please hold if you wish to express your concerns to one of our agents. Alternatively, courses on the benefits and challenges of being Canadian and what it means to be hockeysexual are available in English and French. Completion of the course grants access to free-but-slow healthcare and a $25 Tim Hortons gift card.
Is this Windows95?
