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Only if you are jailed in nordic countries
Looks like I need to buy a plane ticket
Only if you get put in solitary confinement. Rick Allen got room service for 13 months while awaiting trial for two murders which he almost definitely didn’t commit.
Hmm what crime should I commit?
You could show your ankle in a red state.
True story
Yes, sometimes they come and do a bit of tidying up. It’s called a “shakedown” because it’s fun like a party.
Should I put a penny in my butt ?
Are you a slot machine?
Yes
Then the butt is where pennies go.
Thanks
They have cell service. It essentially means that prisoners are very well reachable through mobile communication means.
Awesome!
