Science was cooler when you had to use a screwdriver.

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*very expensive beige box

You’ll need a PhD to be allowed to push the “on” button though.
And then go back to the office to write grant applications for a month.
To buy the next beige box.

But do you have magic box where the beige happens?

Which beige box will turn me into a femboy?

Johnny Ives would have gotten rid of all those nasty bevels.