You’ll need a PhD to be allowed to push the “on” button though.
And then go back to the office to write grant applications for a month.
To buy the next beige box.But do you have magic box where the beige happens?
That’s at home Depot.
*very expensive beige box
Gun! Where we shoot the people who break the beige box where the magic happens.
Which beige box will turn me into a femboy?
This one
Leave the bottle…
Science was cooler when you had to use a screwdriver.
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Johnny Ives would have gotten rid of all those nasty bevels.
I fix software on these things! No one ever quite gets what I do for work, it’s nice to run across in the wild.
I feel seen lol
What do they do?
Top left is a thermal cycler. Basically it heats and cools samples at a given rate. This is primarily used for generic PCR, and certain enzymatic reactions. Top right is the fancier version of this, it is for qPCR, so it can do the heating and cooling and has a laser/detector for the dye or probe that reacts to generating more dna with each PCR cycle so you can quantify approximately how much of the target DNA you had.
Bottom right is a luminex. This uses detection of fluorophore signals to measure multiple analyates, usually different proteins.
Idk what bottom left is.
Wow, I know some of those words.
This guy sciences.
Also username checks out.