Since it is discovery
Lazy fake planet
It was the runt of the litter and didn’t survive full planet hood.
Have you considered that angering the god of the Underworld like this is why we’re in our current mess?
Fine I’ll look it up. Discovered 1930, so that makes a Pluto year 248 Earth years.
Marked on my calendar, see you all there!
Second thing I noticed: Ooh, is that so? That’s interesting.
First thing: its not it’s
Will it or won’t it be a planet by then?
We will call it a planet if we plan it.
So please don’t tell me to can it
I’ve got one thing to say and that’s
Dammit! Janet!
I want to screw!
depends on how you define “planet”.
Pluto Party Time!
How much longer? I"ve got my costume ready and everything…I might end up missing that, too‽ Goddammit!
Alright, setting a reminder