cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/22508834
I’m a .world user, so i have to say the obvious thing that this is just a joke, and should not be taken seriously
Here’s my impression of Brazil as an American (I think it’s a country?)
Lol this is great and frankly hard to argue with. I was inspired to do my own impression of Brazil as an American who’s never been to Brazil.
I don’t think anyone has ever been so kind to Mississippi.
MUST BE UNIFIED
Please keep the South Carolinians in their enclosure
Louisiana is definitely low on the list, but Mississippi and Alabama are 1000% worse. It seems like those two constantly fight to be in last place
Spoken as someone who doesn’t travel those 3 states. Alabama is head and shoulders above the other 2.
Oh, I do travel through there. I hate it for many, many reasons
I’ve never seen such a great description of West Virginia.
As a Brazilian, I didn’t even know USA was more than Florida (where shitty brazilians tend to migrate to), New York (what paulistas wish they were) and Texas (bang bang)
Tarheel here…nuh uh!
Also a lot of our biggest military bases are in North Carolina. There’s Camp Lejeune, our largest marine base, and to give it it’s full legal name, Fort Bragg I Mean Fort Liberty, a very large army base. Also in the state you’ll find Seymour Johnson AFB.
Those lakes do really have a lot to love
please report to your american embassy to claim your honorary citizenship
As a Brazilian, I agree, but allow me to make a slight addition:
Edit: I should have circled near Arizona, I guessed Las Vegas as being up north and I guessed wrong.
Eh you got close to Reno, close enough.
Known for its motto, “The Biggest Little City in the World. Please don’t just stop for gas on your way to/from Vegas.”
I like that military bases has almost no military installations of any kind in it
Don’t worry about that, once the US department of defense sees this map, they will realize the military potential of the place they have no bases at has for having military bases
Also perfectly excludes JBLM near Tacoma, WA
Pretty accurate. Most of California has pretty mild weather though.
And Louisiana instead of Florida as worst state? Those are fighting words.
Mississippi and Alabama would fight you if they knew how to read.
Mississippi is the worst. No contest. Name one good thing in Mississippi.
It was fun to spell aloud when I was 7.
The women are the finest I’ve ever met. Feminine as you please, can strap on a pistol or shot gun with ease. Never dated a dumb MS woman.
CAVEAT: All my experience is with women who left MS. May not be applicable in state.
Mississippi men. Louisiana women love them, apparently.
California is everything. No joke. It was over 110+ this summer but a drive gives you snow. Crazy.
Water boils at 100 degrees, so very hot indeed.
Why colonize Florida for the Brazilians? Brazil doesn’t deserve such horrendous fate.
It’s not so bad if you get rid of the Floridians
It’s halfway there.
