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minus-squarepastel_de_airfryer@lemmy.eco.brlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up117·2 months agoIt makes more sense when we assume it’s software development terminology instead. Alpha means the software is immature and full of issues. I am a release candidate male.
minus-squarePsaldorn@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up57·2 months agoHello ladies, I’m legacy code nobody wants to refactor and is being slowly converted into microservices.
minus-squareTheFogan@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·2 months agoI’m just a beta male… they doubt I’m ready for release… but I’m far more stable than any alpha male.
minus-squarehelpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 months agoI too am a release candidate, but my marketing sucks.
minus-squareSylvartas@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 months agoI am a minimum viable product male
minus-squaremitchty@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoI’m barely a proof of concept then. Or minimum viable product. 🙃
minus-squarebuddascrayon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-22 months agoI’m an old version male. I’m out of date but stable and used by people who generally know what they’re doing and don’t want something new that’ll likely blow up in their face.
minus-squareTest_Tickles@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoWell, I am a god damn mess as a person. So I’m like pre-alpha. I guess that makes me a proof of concept, or maybe even a thought exercise.
minus-squareLovableSidekick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoI think of myself as code-complete but not necessarily bug-free.
minus-squareleftzero@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoI think I might be a vertical slice…
It makes more sense when we assume it’s software development terminology instead. Alpha means the software is immature and full of issues.
I am a release candidate male.
Hello ladies, I’m legacy code nobody wants to refactor and is being slowly converted into microservices.
I’m just a beta male… they doubt I’m ready for release… but I’m far more stable than any alpha male.
I too am a release candidate, but my marketing sucks.
I am a minimum viable product male
I’m barely a proof of concept then. Or minimum viable product. 🙃
I’m an old version male. I’m out of date but stable and used by people who generally know what they’re doing and don’t want something new that’ll likely blow up in their face.
I am about v4.1 right now
Well, I am a god damn mess as a person. So I’m like pre-alpha. I guess that makes me a proof of concept, or maybe even a thought exercise.
I think of myself as code-complete but not necessarily bug-free.
I think I might be a vertical slice…