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This dad joke is very regional
I am learning as much from this thread, haha.
But the law says we rock, melon.
Who the hell you calling a melon??
Are unable to marry?
Cantaloupe (can’t elope)
Thanks for that! Definitely went over my head and now I feel dumb lmfao.
Oh dear that’s terrible
I used to hate this joke, but now I’m kind of meloned out
That was much much better
Nice! I thought it was “cut it out” but this is it.
Are forbidden to wed?
Are barred from matrimony?
Me
melon slice
Rockmelon?
Honey, do.
Way to early to ask for a threesome.
::groan::
::upvote::
Is a cantaloupe really a true melon, though?
In French melon is the name for cantaloupe 🤔
First time I ever saw this pun, the comic book adaptation of The Muppets Take Manhattan.
ugh
Herbie Hancock intensifies…
Rock, melon-slice!
Done call me a cantaloupe, you melon head! -Screetch
